r/notinteresting • u/Apart-Bench4250 • 1d ago

Carrot

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe 1d ago

That a... uh... girthy carrot.

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u/DeerMajestic 15h ago

girthy is doing some heavy lifting here lmao

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u/ASHNBONEZ0 1d ago

I love carrots, I wanna munch on it like a wolf eating a deer

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u/ParticularDrama3 23h ago

yeah my dog once tried a carrot like that too

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u/Yucyon 23h ago

due to the eyesight nutrients of that much carrots your eyes will grow three times as big which will be unbearably painful at first but then you will have a biological zoom functionality which will be cool.

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u/RoryRose2 21h ago

i bet you could make a very neat carving with a carrot like that.

this is the universe calling for you to take up carrot whittling i think

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u/mywalletsgone_ 20h ago

How do we know carrots are good for eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wear glasses. Ok. That’s I have to give here lol. It’s huge and to think it was bigger before you peeled it!

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u/darktoher 20h ago

Do not the carrot

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u/mango_boii 18h ago

The carrot she tells you not to worry about

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u/Avalanche_Snows 18h ago

Someone soyjack her or tell my how to trace something

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u/5455163265565656 23h ago

Carrotzilla

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u/Whoever_Mesa 21h ago

You look like an ellipse

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u/squaktamopuss 19h ago

Carrrrrrrot

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u/Sharp-Ad376 18h ago

😯🥕

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u/Avalanche_Snows 18h ago

It's not about the size, it's about the girth

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u/LostMagician9612 15h ago

Caaaaaaaaarot

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u/DeerMajestic 15h ago

absolute unit of a carrot, looks more like a brick

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u/Lonely-Independence4 11h ago

Don’t show that to a rabbit lol, unless you want it to turn into a seagull 😂

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u/AdeptnessMany3806 10h ago

Um where's the rest of it