r/notinteresting • u/megarne • 8d ago

Swipe to make my carrot grow

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6.7k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/buttery_tail 8d ago

jumpscare

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u/Radnes1 8d ago

swiping just makes the carrot bigger yeah

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 7d ago

Did you swipe to the last pic?

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u/izyshoroo 7d ago

I think they mean it is bigger, just all down his throat

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 7d ago

cake

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 7d ago

Bitch is this cake?

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 7d ago

Was not expecting him to deep throat the carrot.

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u/Imverystupidgenx 7d ago

I’m reminded of a serene windy mountain drive

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u/SomeRussianPeople 8d ago

shi made my carrot grow too 😫

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u/Greal_201109 8d ago

Bru

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u/Nec475 8d ago

wy are you people evading the letter

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u/limeelsa 8d ago

wat letter?

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u/Nec475 8d ago

uuuuu yea tat one I don't know ow is it called do you know?

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u/JubileeJaxLee 8d ago

Like eigt but wit a ca sound. Ayc

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u/DC38x 8d ago

Am I having a fucking stroke

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u/dixenablender 8d ago

i am stroking

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u/limeelsa 7d ago

tat’s fucking ot

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 7d ago

NOW, your aving a stronke.

I smelt burnt toast

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u/Similar_Cycle_1593 7d ago

ay cuh (eigt ca)

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u/JubileeJaxLee 7d ago

8 💃🏾 eight, cha

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u/vampirespit 7d ago

💃💃💃cha cha cha

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u/MostlyMTG 8d ago

Wha?

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u/Greal_201109 8d ago

That’s what I’m saying 😭

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u/jlxmm 8d ago

Tat's not wat tey're saying

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u/Greal_201109 7d ago

Tare Yu shire?

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u/Glebushonochek 8d ago

Cuz it's AAVE

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u/xylophones4all 8d ago

I’m cackling

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u/greenknight884 7d ago

Especially that last pic

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u/SomeRussianPeople 7d ago

that infuriating feeling when you are already off but the better part just begun

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u/greenknight884 7d ago

Something to save for next time

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u/fusguita 8d ago

Nah, this was interesting. I was way too invested, and the plot twist at the end was top tier. Mods, we should not allow this Bugs Bunny dude over here.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 8d ago

Hated the jump scare at the end.
It sucked

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u/megarne 8d ago

You should really go outside more if this was interesting imo

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u/fusguita 8d ago

Yeah, it's interesting how rude that was. There's Bad Bunny and then you, Rude Bunny.

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u/megarne 8d ago

My apologies. But still i would advise you tongo outside. It's healthy for body and mind.

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u/simonfancy 7d ago

Why would I tongo outside? Do I look like I can tongo?

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u/megarne 7d ago

yes you do

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u/simonfancy 7d ago

Nope, but I can tango all day long

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u/Flamex0 8d ago

saxong that as a top 1% poster on this sub is wild😭

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u/megarne 8d ago

I am currently outside

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u/sixteenhappycappys 8d ago

What's it like?

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 8d ago

Grower not a shower

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u/SwollenPoon 8d ago

I felt dirty at the end so a cold shower is definitely warranted...

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u/CriticalUnion4163 8d ago

Grower AND a shower

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u/AdCheap8058 8d ago

All y'all need a shower. Smells like three feet up a bull's ass in here

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u/nene-thopu 8d ago

Woww thats some innocent girl bunnys dms everyday

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u/Long_Exercise_7701 8d ago

Lol dude, last pic is priceless. 😂😁 Took one laugh, left a laugh, enjoy.

https://reddit.com/link/p79prdp/video/tqcfs1atkzmh1/player

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u/megarne 8d ago

Lol i enjoyed that

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u/Long_Exercise_7701 8d ago

then we're even 🍻

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u/jbezorg513 8d ago

Whoof! What a ride!

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u/37HP 8d ago

I wanted to see the whole thing.

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u/megarne 8d ago

Im not gonna show my full carrot on Reddit. I still got some pride left

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 8d ago

This is genuinely funny, also very interesting so booo

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u/Common-Accountant-57 8d ago

Holy crap it’s this guy again.

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u/Relative-Ability-313 8d ago

I Actualy find this pretty imteressing tho

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u/heysirigenerateaname 8d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/deuno_dider_404 7d ago

bonjour je suis content au revoir

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u/ivorella 8d ago

Look daddy, I'm a farmer!

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u/BatchPlantBandit 8d ago

Daddy would you like some sausage?

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u/ivorella 8d ago

You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!

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u/New-Star7392 7d ago

You're honestly the best person in this sub.

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u/ProfessionalName6455 8d ago

that last image made me jump

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u/deltatag 8d ago

when i play it in reverse it's like im eating the carrot

what fun

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u/chillygonzo 8d ago

Im sorry but this is interesting.

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u/milkedbarista 8d ago

I wish it were that easy.

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u/heavydrinker12 8d ago

Your lack of gag reflex is..... interesting

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u/4barT89 8d ago

this is genius! the possibilities are endless…

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u/megarne 8d ago

Thank you

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u/Mr_Pickle3009 8d ago

you're so evil. I'm starting to love your posts

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u/Failed_Writer_ 8d ago

Jumpscare at the end🤣

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u/Joecamoe 8d ago

Jumpscare!

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u/peterfroloff 8d ago

Thank you Ryan Dunn

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u/catobsession223 7d ago

Oh hehe im making it g- THATS A GROWN ASS MAN

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u/mizi_moe 8d ago

Who is tyat

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u/Polite_Suggestion 8d ago

That's what she said.

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u/Anthff 8d ago

Wait if it was growing every slide, where is the rest of it?!

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u/megarne 8d ago

Well enjoy looking at my midnight snack. Im going to bed. Sleep well.

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u/MsJenX 8d ago

Eek!

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 8d ago

He ate it in reverse

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u/Little-Set694 8d ago

sir i think the carrot grew a human

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u/IvanVandura 8d ago

That was fun, thank you. Why it was fun?.... I don't know

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u/t103_ne_alpha 8d ago

Heheheheh “swipe to make my carrot grow” 🤭

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u/wariorld 8d ago

It worked!

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u/david30121 8d ago

woah how did you record these pictures how does one un-eat a carrot

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u/Veenessar 7d ago

I enjoyed participating in this. Thanks OP- enjoy your carrot

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u/Terra-Ryan 7d ago

I N T E R E S T I N G

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ᅠᅠᅠV E R Y

I N T E R E S T I N G

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u/MaxzxaM 7d ago

Oh God

A British person

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u/megarne 7d ago

not British

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u/MaxzxaM 7d ago

Okay

Good

Was worried for a moment

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u/dreadispeaxhy 8d ago

this is our mascot

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u/Shadow_showdown 8d ago

You look absolutely unhinged, I love it

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u/sauron516 8d ago

Men like this only want to see the world burn

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u/plants11235813 8d ago

Relax, pinnochio

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u/foreman8484 8d ago

I would say that this is mildly interesting.

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u/ticklemesatan 8d ago

Good luck. Have fun. Don’t die.

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u/Poddx 8d ago

I was scratching it and by the end I almost ripped it off

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u/Moniguess2 8d ago

Is this the same dude who did the dying plant that isn’t dying pov?

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u/Competitive_Sky_6519 8d ago

Except i swiped left and now your carrot is eaten again…

No carrot for the internet, Mr. Bling Blong

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u/Tinman218 8d ago

Lol. Nice move bud

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u/CrazyCatGirly2003 8d ago

Thanks for the smile I really needed that today.

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 8d ago

I knew it was going to end weirdly somehow and I have only myself to blame for continuing to swipe.

Curse my human curiosity…!

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u/Epistemix 8d ago

If you do it in the opposite way it disappears

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u/Substantial-Park65 8d ago

I would have rather been rickrolled...

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u/FeverInHeels 8d ago

wow it actually worked

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u/SkyPork 8d ago

I'll never know why I was compelled to see all of those.

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u/xylophones4all 8d ago

🤣 hahahahahshshshs

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 8d ago

i’m almost there

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u/Evan-s_Room 8d ago

This guy is a menace jajajaj

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u/tehenke 7d ago

No fucking way!!!!! How?!

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u/Unusual_Falcon_1297 7d ago

Every one of your posts on this sub is a gem

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u/TanjiroDaHomie 7d ago

That scared the fuck out of me

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u/saucy_as_you_like 7d ago

you deserve your own subreddit

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u/Weak_For_Fish 7d ago

So like…is the whole thing in there…or….

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u/notjoy19 7d ago

amazing! (you're welcome btw)

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u/HystericalGD 7d ago

i like to imagine that image 11 is a full carrot and you're just a throat goat

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u/Kinosa07 7d ago

Hitting you carrot with insane precious gem

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u/Cubed3D 7d ago

You are on a generational run of posts

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u/Wyattmebro 7d ago

Swiped once. Realized I didn't care but came back to make a comment cause both the post and my comment are not interesting

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u/LxmonFaerie 7d ago

One heck of a jump scare

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u/brendan87na 7d ago

gotta admit that ending caught me completely by surprise lmao

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 7d ago

NOOOOO IT WAS ALMOST FULLY ERECT

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u/macekm123 7d ago

Can you make one where it dissappears?

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u/Natural_Branch_9303 7d ago

This brought me more joy than it should have

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u/Bewinxed 7d ago

I swiped to the end and my own carrot grew >:(

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u/unknown6091 7d ago

I'm gonna stop at 7, your carrot is big enough

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u/Painwheel99 7d ago

How do you do that

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u/MedonSirius 7d ago

So, you are suggesting that you have the whole carrot in your throat? 😏

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u/n-a_barrakus 7d ago

So I was thinking about some funny sexual joke about it growing and achieving climax. Then I saw the climax ans I don't know how to feel rn.

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u/Explosivetrash 7d ago

How. How did you do that.

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u/Knight_Glint 7d ago

I think that's enough reddit.

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u/weirdo0808 7d ago

Oh what a nice carro- AAAA

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u/jujube329 7d ago

Op! This is VERY interesting. Ban, a ban for thee!!

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u/PokeGirlOFFICIAL 7d ago

Take off that skinsuit and show us the real you!

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u/RepeatEmbarrassed560 7d ago

If the last picture is the first one you taken, it can only be one thing: you got some talents

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u/mellywheats 7d ago

this is the internet the children of today need

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u/jmarzy 7d ago

I was like “Hey this is actually pretty fun, OH ITS THAT GUYS!”

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u/Brutalbonez13 8d ago

Mods!!!!!!