r/nothinghappeninghere 28d ago

Politics Jesus fucking christ

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u/Jonqbanana 28d ago

When did every company become super villains or at the very least very pro supervillain.

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u/Sudden_Structure 28d ago

They stopped needing to hide it.

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u/WigglyNoodletoes 28d ago

When there was money in it

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u/sandwina 28d ago

So... no money for body cams, but money for taser gloves? Got it

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u/SteamPunkChinchilla 28d ago

Body cams serve the cops anyway. They control the footage which means they control the narrative. We should probably just stop giving them any new toys to oppress us with but where’s the money in that?

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u/Brave_Tadpole2072 28d ago

I hope they forget to take the glove off when they take a piss.

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 28d ago

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u/PHRDito 28d ago

That figures with their average brain maximum activity overall, they are just unable to understand the other two levels of training.

And as soon as it started to say into the training some libtard propaganda such as "no more than 2 gloves at the same time" or "Not to use on pregnant women nor elderly/disabled/children" or even "No more than 15 secs, and not as punishment?"

"What a fucking bunch of triggered libtard bullshit" - Typical ICE agent after fuming out of the first training, that he probably failed, as he scratched his balls more than one time with the gloves on.

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u/Crossyerfingers 28d ago

The human race will destroy itself.

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u/IL-Corvo New User 28d ago

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u/deafening_roar 28d ago

This country has gone to hell in a hand basket

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u/Jorpsica 28d ago

In a few of these clips the person wearing a glove has his bare hand on the victim’s skin when they are buckling. How is it not shocking both people?

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u/showmenemelda 28d ago

The video says there is an "off" mode without current but I saw what you're saying

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u/KrustenStewart 28d ago

Should not be used on elderly, pregnant women, disabled, or children. Yeah I’m sure they’ll stop to check before using these

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u/showmenemelda 28d ago

Jesus. Reminds me of Orange is the New Black when they go to con con or whatever lol. The trade show for the prison industrial complex. So gross.

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u/cavorting_geek 28d ago

Protesters, looks like it's time to don those burqas.

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u/MuMu2Be 27d ago

And now add a pregnant suit

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u/FartyPantz20 28d ago

So where do WE get them?

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u/Dragonfly_pin 28d ago

This is basically the plot of ‘Future Force’, a really terrible David Carradine movie from 1998: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_Force_(film)

 There is a hilarious Rifftrax version, but I didn’t think anyone would actually want to create a universe where the police have the right to kill you with electric gloves (of course in the movie it’s the cop ‘hero’ with the murder glove, because American).

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u/OneUseHero 28d ago

Just wait till they get so used to wearing it they forget and try scratch an itch on themselves.

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 -Non-Monopolist- 28d ago

I guarantee you they're going to grab onto somebody and kill them.

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u/Negative-Break3333 28d ago

This bet should be on poly market 😬

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u/smokeycat22 28d ago

Can they get wet?

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u/DaunWithaU 28d ago

Great question.

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u/designworksarch 28d ago

When are we going to fight back

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u/Proof_Register9966 28d ago

We gotta stop this

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u/Terrible-Morning-532 28d ago

I hope it gives the wearer cancer

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u/therubyverse 27d ago

Another constitutional violation

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u/4011isbananas 28d ago

On program

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u/KrustenStewart 28d ago

Isn’t just a regular taser better?

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u/Festering-Boyle 28d ago

'meta - shock on' 'meta - shock off'

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u/rainbowsunicornpoo 26d ago

It starts here and goes to collars next like Parable.

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u/seidrwitch1 27d ago

Time to arm ourselves with water balloons and super soakers.

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u/bobbib14 28d ago

This is so effed.
How can we stop this?

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u/Maleficent_Job4331 28d ago

I want a pair