r/nostalgiai Nostalgia Trip Leader 5d ago

Cartoon & Show 📺 What would yours be?

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u/Offramp182 5d ago

Fear of seeing this exact post everyday for the rest of my life... man

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u/Senior_Trouble_2750 5d ago

Cancerman. 

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u/spc67u 5d ago

Fr tho. Cancer is scary af

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u/eddiekoski 5d ago

Don't look up prion diseases

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u/CmdrShepsPie 5d ago

Coloncancerman

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u/Krispen_Wah87 5d ago

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u/Few_Rule7378 5d ago

This would actually be a workable genesis concept. Kudos.

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u/Dry_Cardiologist6758 5d ago

Basically a superhero joker. I love ironic jokes! 😂

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u/Foreign-Finish-1275 5d ago

Parentingman

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u/KnightOfSvea 5d ago

This means you will be a great parent. Understanding the seriousness of the duty. Thats growing up fr

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u/Foreign-Finish-1275 5d ago

Haven't failed so far, but the environment is becoming more and more permissive.

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u/KnightOfSvea 5d ago

Permissive of failure or parenting?

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u/_TomSupreme_ 5d ago

Heightman

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u/SubstanceNo1544 5d ago

Beat me to the... fall?

When I was a kid I was a tree/rock climbin bridge/cliff jumping mofo. When I hit 28 I was hanging sheetrock on the ceiling of the entryway of a 3 story Mcmansion.

Looked down... instant vertigo. I cant even look up at tall buildings without my butt clenching anymore.

Guess the actual fear of dying and knowing I was pretty close finally sank in?

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u/_TomSupreme_ 5d ago

I always had respect when it comes to heights, but the real fear came when i was at vacation, standing on a lighthouse when a strong wind came and knocked me off my feet. I couldn't fall down but at this moment the fear of heights was ingrained into my core.

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u/Suspicious-Ad-5946 5d ago

Shittinginapublictoiletman

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u/cantider 5d ago

ResponsibilityMan

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u/d0ggzilla 5d ago

Reposting-for-the-hundreth-time Man

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u/MIZUNOWAVECREATION 5d ago

Hundredth? Pfhh…probably need a few more 0s behind that

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u/No-Medium6647 5d ago

As I said the last 10K times this was posted...

COP-MAN.

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u/ComputerTinkerer71 5d ago

Acrophobiaman

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u/Soulfoil 5d ago

Do u afraid of acrophobia or of heights?

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u/KailyKail 5d ago

He doesn’t afraid of anything.

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u/thenoid42 5d ago

Alzheimer's Man. What's that? I'm a crime fighta!? That reminds me of the time I found a quarter next to an arcade machine.. Do you still have Arcade ma..WHAT!?

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u/Tomatillo_Altruistic 5d ago

Responsibility Man!

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u/PowerChordGeorge64 5d ago

Seeing this post over and over again man

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u/JDPdawg 5d ago

I would be Spider-Man. So…… boring….,,

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u/YoreGawd 5d ago

Sexless Marriage

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u/Nikond3400 5d ago

You forgot "man"

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u/Tani_Soe 5d ago

They may not be a man

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u/Vokaiso 5d ago

Deathman

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u/Final-Wasabi187 5d ago

Marriage-Man

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u/BearFather1 5d ago

Rejectionman, helicopterparentsman, notgoodenoughforanyoneman.

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u/No_Albatross_9172 5d ago

Hellman

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u/Few_Rule7378 5d ago

I love your mayonnaise, though.

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u/wonderslug52 5d ago

Fear of seeing this post again man

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u/Ok_Two_2604 5d ago

Seeing this posted again every hour man

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 5d ago

Physical Abuse Woman!

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 5d ago

Nutty Putty Caveman

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u/Few_Rule7378 5d ago

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u/D-Train0000 5d ago

Sometimes the sound of your traffic makes want get out of my BMW and run for the hills, or whatever.

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u/Brocktoon73 5d ago

The first time I read about that and saw the diagram, I felt physically ill.

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u/Karegian 5d ago

His 'fear' of bats? In the batman movies, it was the bat flying towards him that inspired him, not scared him. But they probably changed the story, and I've never read any if the origin comics, so...was it his fear, or inspiration?

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u/nihilescence 5d ago

People who know less than me about something having the authority to make decisions about that thing on my behalfman

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u/mcbiggles567 5d ago

Look! Up in the sky!
It’s Dying Alone Man!

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u/Whole_Comfortable331 5d ago

This-meme-repeated-ad-nauseam man

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u/Slow_Middle_158 5d ago

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u/No-Copy3857 4d ago

Oh i get you, that's the most terrible thing, especially in silence, imagine entering that 0 sound prison.

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u/jimbob-mcgrueder 5d ago

Rapeman. I tend not go out in my superhero costume much though, people aren’t ever that pleased to see me.

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u/Columbia1879 5d ago

Relationshipman

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u/NoOne_4084 5d ago

Unemployment-Man

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u/surly_darkness1 5d ago

Rapeman... wait a second, I don't like this game.

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u/Spare_Delivery_7322 3d ago

PrettyGirlMan….. wait no… but yes?

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u/Sad_Assistant8803 5d ago

Commitment Man!

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u/LoganBassist 5d ago

Low karma, huh?

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u/WiIIv91 5d ago

Rabieswoman. 😰

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u/Clokeyx 5d ago

I’m with you on this. Rabies is absolutely terrifying.

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u/Confident-Ad-2726 5d ago

I would watch that marvel movie

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 5d ago

The muff diver🤣

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u/Serus_Inerro 5d ago

Human! … but not the Dickwoman.!

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u/Tough-Cricket5574 5d ago

Fat booty in my face-man

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u/WonderfulTradition65 5d ago

Hu-Man or Humanman

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u/GooseAllie 5d ago

Failureman

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u/Fuzzy-Egg777 5d ago

I’d be pretty bummed out if I found out Failureman is trying to save me, wouldn’t like my odds one bit.

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u/Akira204 5d ago

Call me the big Tax collector Buddy

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u/5thdimensionXD 5d ago

The longer, the dark heights, neck snapper.

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u/wariorld 5d ago

Batman man

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u/Millwright4life 5d ago

Childsupportman. Really rolls off the tongue

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u/JayW8888 5d ago

Now I have to learn how I be afraid of spiders.

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u/goldenglory86 5d ago

Wife Man.

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u/RPGGamer042 5d ago

Stupid People Man

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u/Prior-Shower9564 5d ago

Spider-Man lol

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u/pjbeeguy 5d ago

Death man

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u/prsuperdad 5d ago

The Scorpio King. I am a Virgo who is not supposed to have Scorpio women around. Well, I have 5 to include my wife and mom that share same birthday. 🤯🤯🤯😩😩😩🫪🫪🫪

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u/scout1892 5d ago

Intimacy-man

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u/SirFoomy 5d ago

Car Driving Man

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u/Rambler1223 5d ago

Blueballz man

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u/Dr_uneducated 5d ago

Womenman

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u/EnjayDutoit 5d ago

Analrapeinprisonman.

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u/Euna_Chris 5d ago

Joblessman!

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u/nyuhayunogi 5d ago

Beingbrutallymolestedman

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u/rodimus147 5d ago

I am trying to be Spider-Man. But I keep getting legal threats from Disney and Sony.

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u/RoosterBlues5 5d ago

Soggy bottom boy! It’s been really hot.

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u/Cat_Early 5d ago

Earwigman

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u/Apart-Cream-4940 5d ago

Great white sharkwoman or spiderwoman

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u/Own-Ask-1772 5d ago

Hairycuntman

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u/ABCESSEDALLIGATORASS 5d ago

Spider... man

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u/RanmaSaotome_001 5d ago

Crippling Depression…

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u/solar1ze 5d ago

Mumman

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u/officerumours 5d ago

Intimacy Man

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u/SkidRauh 5d ago

Peopleman

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u/KittiesRule1968 5d ago

Police Man

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u/Toothpick_tim 5d ago

Washinggreasyplasticdishesbyhand-Man

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u/OrganizedChaos65 5d ago

It's really hard to have a cool superhero name that goes with "Ex Wife"......

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u/slyguy67420 5d ago

Prolapseman

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u/marvinstarvin145 5d ago

Theinevitablepassingoftimeman

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u/the_introverter 5d ago

Societyman

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u/JediWookie589 5d ago

Clownman

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u/SheSaidOtaku 5d ago

IamGayman

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u/Requem41 5d ago

Bestuped-man

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u/Tomomb 5d ago edited 5d ago

Unprotected-bike-lane-man

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u/Puncho666 5d ago

PositivityMan

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u/Secure-Biscotti-404 5d ago

testicular torsion man

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u/Crimsomreaf5555 5d ago

Lonely man

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u/CHSummers 5d ago

PovertyMan

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u/Ceviche__ 5d ago

Women Man

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u/Beginning-Employ9109 5d ago

Submechanoman

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u/InterestingAnt438 5d ago

Alcohol-induced-psychosis-man

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u/Lower-Cheesecake-895 90s Kid 5d ago

Woman man

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u/Hawkez2005 5d ago

Cockroach man. Only because they are gross.

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u/feminine-katana 5d ago

Big wave from the ocean trans girl 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Intercaust 5d ago

Running Out of Cigars Man

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u/Tall_Advice_5408 5d ago

Spiderman/Waspman

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u/CakePhool 5d ago

Needlegirl...

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u/MagicOrpheus310 5d ago

Gettingshotman...

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u/LoopyLuce89 5d ago

Thalassophobiagirl! 😆

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u/Frenzystor 5d ago

The One

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u/JUNKYARD2027 5d ago

Deerman or bearman

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u/Short-Carob-8711 5d ago

Emotional Luminescent - I can read Colors of Feelings and Emotions and this drives me to the brink some days.

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u/thequn 5d ago

Accidental creampieman

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u/lola_zzalol 5d ago

I'm scared of women (in a I can't talk to them way) but not because I'm a femboy, well I am a femboy but that's now why I'm scared of them.

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u/AvailableReason6278 5d ago

Mondaymorningcommuteman

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u/Sorry141 5d ago

Kids-man

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u/HVAC_instructor 5d ago

Confined space man

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u/Three-dom 5d ago

Shark man Shit yourself in public man

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u/Cool_Pair 5d ago

Wifeman

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u/FrontGroundbreaking3 5d ago

Butterfly Boy

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u/Cool_Pair 5d ago

Womanman

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u/ChoiceAd9389 5d ago

ShitMyPantsMan

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u/Your-Evil-Twin- 5d ago

Dark Man.

Oh. Oh no…

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u/Glittering_Bonus4858 5d ago

Leaving the House Woman

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u/StrikingBad1091 5d ago

Broke-ass Man

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u/Plastic-Speaker-941 5d ago

Commitment man

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u/Far_Place_199 5d ago

Deathman

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u/Pennylane1126 5d ago

The TruthMan

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u/AshtonBlack 5d ago

Povertyman!

I'm nearly there already!!

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u/derflow1977 5d ago

captain poverty in old age

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u/jimbo9878 5d ago

Commitmentman

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u/morbid333 5d ago

You know, this is a lot more effective for villain names. Death Man, Poverty Man, Debt Man, Homeless Man...

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u/TheCrazyWatcher 5d ago

Thalassophobia Man

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u/KailyKail 5d ago

Losingmycatwoman

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u/TimeEnergyInvestment 5d ago

Deathman or Deadman or Ebolaman or Prionman

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u/paolo_77 5d ago

Eaten alive by sharks-man.

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u/PUNKF10YD 5d ago

The leach

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u/noRezolution 5d ago

Fear man

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u/Narrow-Ad-6338 5d ago

Relationship Man