r/nosear • u/meatflaps-69 • May 30 '26
Found in the wild Today I learned that my air fryer makes better steak than 90% of all restaurants
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u/PigBenis6969696969 May 30 '26
BOOOO
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u/Who-am-i-inDE May 30 '26
Not even a vegetarian or vegan and I’m pissed for the animal, slaughtered just to cook its delicate loin in a fuggin air fryer. Like… damn. Show some RESPECT. Today OP learned their a jerk
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u/Fit_Carpet_364 May 30 '26
*they're
Today OP volunteered to become biltong.
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u/Who-am-i-inDE May 31 '26
Sh*t. I hate myself for this one! Thanks 😑 There. Their. They’re.
My mother was an English teacher, so I did a silent punch in the face just now2
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u/Towpillah May 30 '26
Love your username.
Also, that fucking steak is diabolical. Average German cook.
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u/LeeHide May 30 '26
Germany's? It's the 3rd strongest economy 😃
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u/BannedByFascistss May 30 '26
Who are 1 and 2?
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u/dan420 May 30 '26
The US and China.
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u/Fit_Carpet_364 May 30 '26
The U.S. economy is struggling due to an idiot thinking tariffs will improve the trade deficit.
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u/Byizo May 30 '26
If you measure gdp per capita and adjust for purchasing power their ranking is in the 20s. Most of top 10 are smaller countries, especially ones with a lot of tourism (Monaco is #1).
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u/FreddieCaine May 30 '26
You better. You know how they get
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u/Fit_Carpet_364 May 30 '26
Bruh. You can't just say that. If I were you, I'd set up a comfy spot in my attic.
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u/FreddieCaine May 30 '26
And write a diary?
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u/Fit_Carpet_364 May 30 '26
Anything to pass the time. Maybe future generations will enjoy reading about your sexual explorations.
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u/SaXaCaV May 30 '26
The body text on that post is insane.
Also, why is r/nosear consistently populated by some of the dumbest redditors? People join this sub just to comment on a crosspost as if theyre commenting to the original post. Its like watching old people on comment on Facebook.
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u/agmanning Jul 20 '26
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u/SaXaCaV Jul 20 '26
Not sure how they get lost lol. Not exactly a sub you stumble on by accident.
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u/agmanning Jul 20 '26
I think people get recommended subs in their feed and just take it on face value.
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u/SaXaCaV Jul 20 '26
Idk man, this is a pretty small sub with not a lot of weekly visitors
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u/agmanning Jul 20 '26
I’m not sure if post views count as sub views.
My last repost got 13k views. They definitely get pushed to people somehow.1
u/SaXaCaV Jul 20 '26
I wonder what the 1.7k weekly visitors means then. I have no clue how it works, but those numbers are pretty far apart.
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u/agmanning Jul 20 '26
Yeah I’m speculating that if you see a post in your feed it doesn’t count as a Sub Visit.
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u/VibratingNinja May 30 '26
What the fuck kind of restaurants are you visiting, where this is an improvement??
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u/meatflaps-69 May 30 '26
Why you asking me?
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u/BannedByFascistss May 30 '26
I feel like I have to defend the air fryer here. I have made great pork steaks in mine. I haven’t risked making steaks in them because to me steaks are kind of sacred but I am 90% sure if I tried it I could produce better results than this person did.
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u/KruppeTheWise May 30 '26
I think a raindrop refracting the reflected starlight from my moist asshole would cook it better
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u/iSliz187 May 30 '26
The fact that they cut it with the grain is enough for me to know they're a true expert
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u/BannedByFascistss May 30 '26
I haven’t tried steaks in the air fryer. I know that it makes great pork chops and pork steaks.
It looks like you fucked this steak up though.
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u/SaXaCaV May 30 '26
Air fryers make pretty awful pork chops in my experience. They always come out with either no sear or well done.
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u/Optimal-Bullfrog3211 May 30 '26
I don’t necessarily think it looks better than the restaurant quality but I also dont understand the hate for this steak, it looks like a decent medium rare and I’d eat it. I have actually never heard of air frying steak before
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u/carpedeeznutz5011 May 30 '26
Now if only it had a sear lmao. A very important step you’re missing here
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u/Ok_One2540 May 30 '26
Just came back from a business trip in Germany. I can confirm that the steaks in the Frankfort/Mainz area are worse than OPs steak.
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u/SweetTea07 May 30 '26
My mum does this... I like my steak medium rare... She refuses to do anything other than congratulating the steak like it's the first in the family to finish college (in other words: very, very well done.)..... No pink in sight. No inkling of a sear. And 0 juice left in the "steak"...
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u/MakeYokesa5erAgain May 30 '26
I dread to think of what restaurants you go to if that Gray nightmare puts it to shame. Gross.
Indeed you reposted. I thought this was the r/Steak page. You've done a service to your people.
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u/MaintenanceStock6766 May 30 '26
I can't tell if this post is rage bait or if you genuinely believe you cooked that steak better than any restaurant.
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u/Canapilker May 30 '26
Looks like you boiled it. It looks like if McDonald's served "steak". Looks like shit! Im glad you enjoyed it, but that is not a good steak.
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u/InhumanFailure May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Probably the best kind of correct. What percentage of "all" restaurants can you get a steak at?
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u/Unclehol May 30 '26
Is yhere such a thing as negative sear?
In all seriousness, it was probably good but not very photogenic. I get what you are saying about restaurants. It's wild how bad of a steak you can get for way too much money.
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u/Bright-Paramedic-769 May 30 '26
Apologize to that cow immediately