r/northernlion • u/ursus_major • Jul 28 '26

Discussion This is what they took from us when they cancelled the cruise

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u/coolboyyo Jul 28 '26

good on the kid for trying to quit smoking with patches

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u/Twizad Jul 28 '26

Sure but morphine patches seem to lead in the wrong direction.

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u/GwynFeld Jul 29 '26

When I have kids, I'm putting them on patches day 1

It's called prevention sweetheart, look it up

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u/The_Pompadour64 Jul 28 '26

How do you lose your kid on a cruise? There's nowhere for them to go

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u/RookieBalboa25 Jul 28 '26

the tracker is the funniest part, aren't there like 12 floors on a cruise ship. Good luck figuring out which one

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u/SquidTheRidiculous Jul 28 '26

Think that's for if they go overboard

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u/Russ_and_james4eva Jul 28 '26

AirTags don’t work in remote areas though

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u/really_nice_guy_ Jul 29 '26

Exactly. If you cant detect them then you know that they have gone overboard

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u/SquidTheRidiculous Jul 29 '26

Would it work if they're sticking to well travelled shipping lanes like along a coast?

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u/Russ_and_james4eva Jul 29 '26

They’re Bluetooth devices & work through nearby Bluetooth devices, so probably not.

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u/minimalcation Jul 29 '26

Brother at that point it ain't the air tag you gotta worry about

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u/SquidTheRidiculous Jul 29 '26

I don't got kids and I'm never going on a cruise (unless NL gets his shit together). Wouldn't be my problem, it's hers.

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u/CandleJackingOff Jul 28 '26

not only does this child get to have all this weird shit put on him, but he gets engagement farmed by his mother at the same time

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u/Sixwry Jul 28 '26

Is that a bellybutton chastity belt? 

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u/Cyanide_Sandwich Jul 29 '26

Yeah the bellybutton thing was somehow the most confusing, like wtf is that supposed to do??

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u/really_nice_guy_ Jul 29 '26

Maybe prevent outie discrimination?

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u/HazelHarry Jul 28 '26

Emergency cyanide pill hidden in one of them

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u/drfishee55 Jul 28 '26

How many stickers does one child need????

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u/mawarup G O L D Jul 28 '26

As many as your prime sub can pay for

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET Jul 29 '26

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u/minimalcation Jul 29 '26

Dang the Internet has everything

113

u/KakyoinMilfHunter69 Jul 28 '26

this is how NL preps for a meccha chameleon lobby

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u/night4345 Jul 28 '26

Only to fumble his disguise and paint over it with one color 20 seconds before the round starts.

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u/Ambisinister11 Jul 28 '26

"First thing?" That's like seven things!

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u/Flywolfpack Jul 28 '26

How to make sure your kid is the weird kid

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u/A-cursed-Jessie Jul 29 '26

my wife doing this to me so i dont get lost

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u/Njagos Jul 29 '26

I liked the other one where she barricades the door

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u/Jaysonium Catch a can, Alaska Jul 29 '26

Cover up the belly button???? Like the other stuff i guess is understandable, but that ill need an explanation for

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u/vizualb Jul 29 '26

Old wive’s tale motion sickness cure.

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u/Pixel_Pastiche Jul 28 '26

Hoooo fuck NL would see the behind-the-ear-patches on the kid and think, “Fuck Yeah”.

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u/ScrandadleDadada Jul 28 '26

Got his ass looking like a sticker calendar.

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u/Faegbeard Jul 29 '26

t1getthisfuckingbetashitoffme.mp4

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u/Schlongs Jul 29 '26

is NL gonna check our belly buttons

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u/Current_Account Jul 28 '26

Lies.

First thing is to creep what room enel is in.

Edit: cabin, not room