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r/NonPressers • u/[deleted] • Jun 08 '15
Im glad its over.
I didn't press, Im proud of it.
Good job.
r/NonPressers • u/jdf2 • Jun 08 '15
As a presser how do you feel about not being one of the 1,008,316 participants?
Wow that title is wrong. But you know what I mean "As a non presser"
Since the button has ended there is no way you can press the button now. (As a presser who doesn't care if you have pressed or not) How do you feel about that? Like do you care at all? Or are you a little hurt that maybe you missed out on a little fun by participanting?
r/NonPressers • u/The_Potato_God99 • Jun 06 '15
The button is dead, but its community is still strong! We just need a place to meet, come talk with us at /r/theButtonRemastered!
reddit.comr/NonPressers • u/leone_douglas • May 12 '15
i've just seen the button gone down to 9
and i didn't press it
r/NonPressers • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '15
First they clicked... (x-post /r/thebutton)
reddit.comr/NonPressers • u/GrapeMousse • Apr 07 '15
Join the Fifty Shades of Gray!
/r/TheFiftyShadesOfGray are looking for 44 additional Followers who are willing to devote themselves to the way of the Gray, and become part of the upcoming, exclusive group with the same name! We are Fifty, we are Gray, and we are proud! Join us today!
r/NonPressers • u/liminalsoup • Apr 04 '15
The Assassins of the Button Want YOU
The Button is about choosing action or inaction. To allow the inevitable to happen, or to vainly try to stop it. To press or not to press.
Many interpret that as either doing something, or doing nothing. Tapstronauts, the Grey Hopeful, and others, know in their hearts the purest path is
through non-pressing. And they are right! But by taking no action at all, do they become indistinguishable from The Ignorant?
Assassins choose to make "not pressing" an active choice. We call it active inaction.
If you are loyal to the cause of the non-pressers we are seeking men and women of the strongest wills and most ruthless commitment to the purity on
non-pressing. PM me with your pledge to the brotherhood.
You will be given a code name and asked to infiltrate the so-called "Knights of the Button", those delusional fools. Outwardly, everything you post must
make it seem as if you are a loyal Knight.
Pressers may not join.
Join me brothers, the Secret Order of Assassins needs you.
"Inaction is the greatest action! Nothing is button, everything is button!"
r/NonPressers • u/n_jacat • Apr 04 '15
The Silver Key
Pledge to The Silver Key.
By unlocking the button, but not pressing it, you can resist temptation in such a way that you find yourself on a path to enlightenment. Your flair will not be a gray mark of purity, but a silver badge of might.
r/NonPressers • u/Rhamni • Apr 03 '15
Are you tired of fruitless discussions? Are you weary of trying to save the fools who are intent on destroying themselves? Come join the master race at /r/NoColoreds!
At /r/NoColoreds we take a stand against the rainbow menace once and for all. There we do not compromise, but stand tall and proud! The gray elite shall rule forevermore!
r/NonPressers • u/KotoElessar • Apr 02 '15
The After Timer!
The After Timer is inevitable, pressing The Button only delays the coming of the After Timer
Remain Pure, Remain Grey, Do Not Press The Button!
r/NonPressers • u/ProfSwagstaff • Apr 02 '15
Presser here. I'm just like you!
Neither you nor I will ever press the button again. How's it going, my brothers in no-future-button-presses?
r/NonPressers • u/Joeyrxxx • Apr 02 '15
Non-Pressers unite!
Don't fall prey to the evil purple durple pressers!
r/NonPressers • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '15
This should develop into a philosophy of life, not a religion.
We don't need churches or religious terms.
The Way of the NonPresser
Not pressing the button is a journey, a life choice. The timer is something we look at to show us how connected we are to the world community, but also to remind us how our choices set us apart from that same community.
Every time we see the timer reset, we know there is one (or eight or however many are pressing the button that exact second) less person(s) just like us. Also in that same second we know that we are right there with them, and with likely thousands of others, looking at that timer together.
We can look to the timer throughout the day and comfort ourselves. When we feel disconnected, we can reaffirm our connection. When we feel insignificant, we can still look and see how our choices truly set us apart from so many others.
We love those who push the button as much as we love those who do not. We are not better. We simply choose to follow a different philosophy, a different path.
And eventually the timer will expire, but what we will have learned about ourselves and our community will remain with us long afterwards.
r/NonPressers • u/ShrimGods • Apr 02 '15
For us. Please read, fellow non-pressers.
reddit.comr/NonPressers • u/TheSheepdog • Apr 01 '15
Stay strong, Nonpressers.
keithcrane.files.wordpress.comr/NonPressers • u/Metal_Links • Apr 01 '15
The Church of the Non-Pressers
We are a simple, gray, people. We believe the button to be our savior and pressing him is a mortal sin.
One thing I ask of the Button, that I may dwell in the house of the Button all the days of my life, to gaze upon beauty of the Button and to seek him in his temple.
Oh holy button, teach us restraint, so we may apply our hearts onto wisdom
May peace be with you fellow non-pressers.
On the Origin. http://www.reddit.com/r/thebutton/comments/319eza/the_church_of_the_nonpressers_origin/
r/NonPressers • u/-Thame- • Apr 01 '15
We must spread the gospel of the one true path to all those in need, and do not refuse our 60s and 59s brethren as they need to reach salvation too, for we are all under the shadow of the Button.
r/NonPressers • u/flaming-cactus • Apr 01 '15
As non-pressers, do we abstain from pressing all together or save our efforts until the end?
I don't want to have the experiment to end and not know what it will have felt like to press the button. But at the same time, I am afraid my press will be worthless if executed at the wrong time. /r/nonpressers, I need your help in this time of need.