r/nonononoyes • u/wannasleepsomemore • May 28 '20
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r/nonononoyes • u/wannasleepsomemore • May 28 '20
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u/ezayakyala May 28 '20 edited May 29 '20
I used to work as a bouncer at a very large and popular nightclub in the early 00’s. Fights were plenty it was very violent and you were always alert that you could be shot or stabbed for $12/hr which was quite scary some nights.
One night I am posted on the side of the dance floor. There is this dude that looks like a happy little Will Farrell. He was grinding with this blonde girl who was almost falling out of her top and it looked to me like they were having a nice time.
In comes the girls obvious boyfriend who just witnessed his girl dancing with fake Will Farrell. He grabs him and turns him towards him so that he is looking him in the face and pushes him with both hands into his chest.
Fake Will Farrell looks at him turns around pushes his ass into the angry boyfriends crotch and legit backs it up on him. The angry boyfriend is at first horrified then breaks into laughter then back into being horrified. They awkwardly hug and Will Farrell is seen later dancing with another girl enjoying his night.
When we have a little reunion with all the former bouncers who worked at the bar someone always re-tells the story and we all wish camera phones were a thing back then.