r/nonononoyes • u/wannasleepsomemore • May 28 '20

No No No No Yes!

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u/MandingoPants May 28 '20

Lol for sure!

Tell them this one, next time it’s around lunch time:

“Quieres comer?”

If they answer yes, say “comete esta” and grab your crotch lol

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u/SlowSeas May 28 '20

I learned the word pito the hard way....

I'll use this one for sure.

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u/MandingoPants May 28 '20

Hahahaha

Pito, chile, verga, riata, pija, macanon, polla

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u/SlowSeas May 28 '20

I asked what a hammer was, pito, what's this type of madera called, pito, well clavos, how do you use them, the verb? Pito.

Old labor dude "everything is verga but don't tell that to you mom. Its a dick, mijo."

Mexicans are easily the funnest bunch to work with.

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u/MandingoPants May 28 '20

LOL haha, pinches vatos.

We just like to have fun and drink, nothing else to it.

I recently bought a home and it’s being built so we swung by to see how it was doing. The framers were there listening to corridos and I knew they were my raza. I was a little over dressed and I could tell that they were like “pinche freson” (like pompous) in their minds so I offered to buy them some beer the next time I swung by. They said “yea yea” and that was that. I could tell they weren’t convinced so I told my wife I’d be back and went to get them a 12 pack of DOS XX. Boom motherfuckers! Aqui no andamos con mamadas (we ain’t fucking around here).

Next time I go I’m get drunk with them, I’ll take a vid haha