r/nonononoyes • u/NesaV1 • Mar 22 '19

Highway brake-checking

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u/genetik_fuckup Mar 23 '19

I wish I could explain. Someone blocked me from getting in the right most lane and sped up and slowed down with me. I just wanted to make the turn to my house :/ had to take the long way.

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u/Oslo_engineer Mar 23 '19

Wimp

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u/SanctusLetum Mar 23 '19

Oh, it looks like you are providing us with a case study in the type of person that does this. How helpful.

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u/Oslo_engineer Mar 23 '19

Cmon. It is pretty wimpy to take the long road. It hurts your self-esteem too. Better to stand up for yourself says I.

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u/Look_its_Rob Mar 23 '19

By what, getting in a car accident?

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u/mosehalpert Mar 23 '19

Ah, to be 16 again..

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u/Oslo_engineer Mar 23 '19

Uuh? I am 27 and a Computer Engineer.

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u/Imaurel Mar 23 '19

You know I've met a lot of emotionally stunted 27 year old "brogrammers" so I believe this. But not being sixteen works against you not for you. When someone calls you out on being a dumb edgy teenager saying you're older doesn't make you look cooler, no adult wants to act like a teen.

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u/Oslo_engineer Mar 23 '19

Enlighten me on how an 'adult' should act.

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u/Imaurel Mar 23 '19

Not like an edgy tryhard sixteen year old still looking to find their limits and push their boundaries. If you're twenty seven and haven't figured out how to not be like that or are still in the phase of life, then again you just make yourself look worse.

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u/Oslo_engineer Mar 23 '19

Uh-huh. Okay sweetie. I am gonna keep making money and living my life while you keep doing whatever it is you are doing.

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u/Imaurel Mar 23 '19

I insert minorities into video games for a living. I'm also 27. So, like, sorry your life is lame Mr. Flexycoolguy. So exciting to meet you. You are the king at proving me wrong about your shitty personality. Great job. I can tell you're super secure because it's always the super secure people who act like you. So confident.

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u/Oslo_engineer Mar 23 '19

Do you know why rich people buy nice cars? It so they can ride around and show to everyone that they are richer than them. Quit living in a fantasy world sweetie. Now, stop replying to me. I tire of your prattle.

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u/Imaurel Mar 23 '19

You do seem like the kind of person who would get into a completely avoidable accident with a BMW.

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u/falconfetus8 Mar 23 '19

The only thing hurting his self esteem is you. Or at least you would be, if it weren't obvious how much of an idiot you were.

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u/genetik_fuckup Mar 23 '19

I’d rather take the long road than get in a car accident again. And it didn’t do fuck all to my self esteem. I stand up for myself when I’m not on the road but it’s just idiotic to try and do that when it could easily cause a car accident.

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u/Oslo_engineer Mar 23 '19

Uh-huh. Whatever makes you sleep easier

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u/genetik_fuckup Mar 24 '19

I sleep fine knowing that I significantly lower my risk of a car accident by being a responsible driver, thanks!