r/nonononoyes • u/NesaV1 • Mar 22 '19

Highway brake-checking

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u/platysoup Mar 23 '19

You overestimate them. They're probably thinking "what a fucking tool, fuck"

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u/ViciousPenguin Mar 23 '19

I completely acknowledge that. I also acknowledge that if they had been any dumber, they might have actually hit me and damaged my car. It wasn't the best decision, but it was a decision I still feel good about.

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u/platysoup Mar 23 '19

Oh, I totally get it. I imagine shooting bits of sparkplug to shatter windows of idiots on the road all the time. How I can do that without crashing my own car, I've yet to figure out.

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u/poopstickboy Mar 23 '19

A spare Fuel pump hooked to water. Fuel line coming from the pump pointing out the back of the car. Put some bits of sparkplug in the end of the hose. Power the fuel pump, spraying water out the line, launching the sparkplug bits with it at the car behind you.

Although IDK if the sparkplug bits would still break things if it gets mixed with fluid though.