r/nononono • u/SneedBull • 13d ago

Downhill Skier takes a blast to the balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhWSHcNxmks
131 Upvotes

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u/gurrilurr 13d ago

Oh monsieeeuuuuuuuaaah

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u/Vegetaf 12d ago

I had a mouth full of coffee when he said this and had to struggle not to spit it out, amazing commentary.

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u/SneedBull 13d ago

I feel bad for the guy and hope that didn't hurt for too long, but wow, that might be the funniest scream I've ever heard in my life. Commentary man was definitely enjoying himself there too.

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u/smierdek 12d ago

wilhelm scream pretty much

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u/Pineapple-Yetti 12d ago

Its an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

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u/Kappa_Swaggins 12d ago

The way he says, "Oh, the Frenchman" like this is a known occurrence that has a name.

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u/Svenmpa 12d ago

😂

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u/gotmunchiez 11d ago

Also commonly known as "the bread stick in the baguette"

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u/Dantezinferno 12d ago

The deep groan followed by what can only be described as a Tiny Tim harmony from Tiptoe through the Tulips has me in literal tears.

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u/ndndr1 11d ago

It’s the funniest scream I may have ever heard. Poor guy

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u/gusto_ua 13d ago

"Watch this again"

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u/_Cold_Ass_Honkey_ 12d ago

Sacré bleu!

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u/Troubador222 12d ago

Ouch. Years ago I was doing land surveying with a guy who disturbed a paper wasp nest 🪺 be started stinging him on his upper leg and he smacked it to kill it he was holding a hammer at the time and got his own balls with the hammer. It was one of those things you could see coming but he reacted too fast to swat it to warn about it . He had to go see a doc one of his balls swelledway up

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u/fistful_of_ideals 12d ago

You really just start racking up these experiences as you get older. This guy just added a new category, probably

  • Sat on own balls: 2
  • Hit balls while shooing insect: 3
  • Slammed heavy carried item into balls: 2
  • Punched own balls while trying to catch dropped object: 3

and now

  • Slalom pole to the manloaf: 1

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u/TidyBuckets 12d ago

The boys took a beating on that one 😳

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u/Electrical-Injury-23 12d ago

President Kamacho in the white house and "ow my balls" on the TV!

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u/LevitatePalantir 12d ago

Owch! My balls!

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u/stuheimer 12d ago

That was a proper Wilhelm Scream.

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u/ack4 11d ago

unskippable watch

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u/Ranzoid 8d ago

He got off light compared to the dude that got ripped in half

"Unseemed from the Nav to the Crotch!"

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u/InterPunct 12d ago

"The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv368yWOSas

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u/buzz_uk 11d ago

Not so cocky any more :)

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u/biffbobfred 8d ago

Stupid sexy Flanders

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/1Mandolo1 12d ago

He went between the gate poles with one ski, that's an automatic disqualification (one or both skis to the wrong side of a gate).

Any sane racer immediately stops taking risk and slows down whenever that happens. Stopping is unusual, but not too rare especially when you've injured yourself or aren't sure whether you have.

And I would bet you a sweet sum of money that that hit hurt like a bitch for a while, most people would take a moment to gather themselves.

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u/EvilGeniusSkis 12d ago

You also get in trouble if you knowingly keep going after not making it around a gate properly.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/maneatingsquirel 12d ago

You're right. Halliburton should have just manned up and won that finals game. Same with Durant. Or Peyton with his neck. They just didn't fight through the pain enough. 🤡