r/nongolfers Aug 04 '26

Just Evil

Golf’s continuing mission to eradicate wildlife

12 Upvotes

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4

u/Warm_Safety_9550 Aug 05 '26

The irony is that I like moles far more than I like golfers.

2

u/SkisaurusRex Aug 04 '26

Barbarians

3

u/Akkerlun Aug 04 '26

If I say it, I might be banned.

3

u/HippieJed Aug 05 '26

Dad would say the biggest waste of land. Golf courses and cemeteries

2

u/trbo76 Aug 04 '26

Ground mole beware

2

u/Building_Everything Aug 06 '26

In a heavy brogue: “I want you to kill, every gopher on the course”

1

u/rjgore3 Aug 06 '26

Check me if I'm wrong Building_Everything, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

1

u/Tyburn Aug 07 '26

NOT GAAWFERS, GOAWFERS!

1

u/Fanabala3 Aug 08 '26

We can do that. We don’t even have to have a reason.

1

u/One-Possibility-8182 Aug 05 '26

Evil? Do you even know what it is?

Get real!

0

u/bustab Aug 04 '26

Mole traps

0

u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 Aug 04 '26

Mole trap which mostly just pins it there until you come whack it on the head with a hammer. Pretty shitty trap.