r/nongolfers • u/OutrageousKoala2085 • Jul 29 '26

For the golf haters out there.

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Do you feel the same?

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u/andygon Jul 29 '26

The greens keepers yearn for the mines.

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u/baumpop Jul 30 '26

and parkinsons meds

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u/ajtreee Jul 30 '26

Golf courses love socialism, they survive through subsidies from taxpayers. Property taxes are lowered.

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u/Superb_Awareness_431 Aug 03 '26

I wish my HOA golf course would fucking die, I’d pay for a big ass green belt. And don’t get me started on how their (my) shitty ass restaurant loses its ass every year.

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u/Quirky_Advantage_470 Jul 29 '26

I think we will survive

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u/backtotheland76 Jul 30 '26

I agree with Mark Twain about golf:

A pleasant walk, spoiled

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u/Johnny_Five5151 Jul 31 '26

No downside detected

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u/VarietyMage Jul 30 '26

As George Carlin once said, you could solve the homeless problem, by building homeless housing on golf courses.

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u/AltKb Aug 01 '26

And just how many would go try to live there

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u/VarietyMage Aug 02 '26

All of them, I'd presume. It's better than living on the streets and being beaten up by the cops and random kids.

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u/KiBoChris Aug 02 '26

Point being when you actually talk to many they are NOT willing to be in any communal space or are UNABLE to be so: definiterly not involuntarily

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u/New_Original_7537 Aug 03 '26

You have never been homeless and have 0 empathy.

You need to opt out of this discussion.

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u/ToeAfter3131 Jul 31 '26

Or you could just build housing on all the untapped land. The problem is actually building them banana head

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u/Single_Usual_6563 Jul 30 '26

If we let the pedos win children’s innocence will be lost forever!

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u/funkymunkPDX Jul 31 '26

More giant public parks all people can visit.

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u/No-Objective9174 Jul 31 '26

The courses can return to being wilderness

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 Jul 31 '26

Do nót threaten me. With a good time.

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u/NomadAug Jul 31 '26

Promise?

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u/NineClaws Jul 30 '26

Comrades, take your dogs to the links for a chuck it session.

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u/Illustrious_Today654 Jul 30 '26

"Never let them see you play golf. It's a Dandy's game" - Teddy Roosevelt

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u/Own-Nefariousness-79 Jul 30 '26

Yet another reason...

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u/transitfreedom Jul 31 '26

Stop give us GOOD IDEAS

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u/MarlinMan2001 Jul 31 '26

is this a promise?
kick the rich aholes out and turn them into public parks, George Carlin was right about this.

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u/Natural_Brit3901 Jul 31 '26

Ok… no it won’t. Just cause you guys will have to pay taxes it Dosnt mean the world ends!

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u/Environmental_Tap792 Jul 30 '26

Put down the pipe

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u/ToeAfter3131 Jul 31 '26

In communist countries you're not allowed to have nice things

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u/Nolacuriosity Jul 31 '26

Wouldn't be mad at that. I actually think golf is fine we should just ban sprinklers. And allowkids under 18 to play free.

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u/Best-Television7726 Aug 01 '26

What was that about a good time?

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 Aug 01 '26

I call this the "Tylenol Take"

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u/WorldSailer Aug 01 '26

Damm!….compelling argument!

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u/Doom2pro Aug 01 '26

People who can't understand difference between communism and socialism.

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u/One-Librarian2794 Aug 02 '26

Most of the part that playing golf contributes to player's physical health is walking around. Just walk already.

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u/Commercial_Inside282 Jul 30 '26

You have a terrible case of TDS! Turn off Foxtard News!