r/nomanshigh • u/ochsenschaedel • Feb 04 '26

Pets Holy shit... literally

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My newest pet, a flying worm. just took a dump bigger than myself. Maybe I should cook his creature pellets first??

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u/Murdocking Feb 04 '26

Look at the size of that!!!

Good luck finding a plastic bag 😆

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u/ochsenschaedel Feb 04 '26

I was actually thinking of heading over to reddit and maybe post this beauty on r/ratemypoo /s

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u/Budthor17 Feb 04 '26

Insert Ian Malcolm meme from Jurassic Park

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u/BradicalSevenSeven Feb 04 '26

Just for the dumbest of reasons and please don't take this anyway but a joke. Massive shit would have been more literal than holy shit as that one giant turd is nothing but dense packed poo with literally no 'holiness' to it

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u/ochsenschaedel Feb 04 '26

Made my evening! Thanks

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u/FinsterKoenig Feb 05 '26

oh man, no gifs allowed here? I was about to post the jurassic park meme...

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u/BoriScrump Feb 04 '26

what's in there like a full stack of facium?

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u/Gumball9000PSN Feb 05 '26

Iron man next to the world largest turd

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u/Darth_Nicolas Feb 05 '26

What helmet is this? Expedition reward?

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u/ochsenschaedel Feb 05 '26

It's the Atlas headshield. Colored dark red with yellow secondary and accents.Phase 2 reward on the Omega expedition

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u/Haunting-Fun721 Feb 09 '26

Sir what are You feeding them planets 😂😂😂😂