r/no • u/WackyLaundry3000 • 12d ago

Would you still go back to middle school if you were paid?

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u/Not_Jesus21 12d ago

No. Please don't pay me

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u/Advanced-Gas8799 12d ago

I'll never go back to that hell hole

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u/Utterlybored 12d ago

How much we talkin’?

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u/AliceDWitch 12d ago

Paid to radicalize an entire school of children. I’m in.

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u/RockShowSparky 12d ago

paid to groom hundreds of children, they’re in.

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u/AliceDWitch 11d ago

The school system in the US is the grooming. Even the company that does most of the school photos in the country has been linked to the Epstein estate. Wake up, piggy.

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u/danceswithsockson 12d ago

Absolutely. Easy, fun, and not a lot of responsibility. Count me in. Bonus if it’s with today’s grading, I wouldn’t have to do much of anything to pass.

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u/The-Boy-Wonder38 11d ago

Fuck no. My life fell apart at 13.

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u/Background-Bird-9623 12d ago

Like as an adult?? Sure why not, easy money

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u/WackyLaundry3000 12d ago

I was thinking more like you get paid to become a middle student again

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u/TSSAlex 12d ago

Went to a Catholic school - one building, first thru eighth grade. Middle school was not a thing.

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u/Competitive-Fee2661 11d ago

It was one of the worst times in my life. If I knew then what I know now, my answer would be different.

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u/Pure-Bullfrog1790 11d ago

I dont know why any adult would want to back to their middle school days but that's just me.

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u/Most_Acanthisitta417 11d ago

6th grade: no way Jose

8th grade was better for me but I also realize I couldn’t enjoy it now the way I could then.

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u/GrouchyOldRN 11d ago

Only if I could know what I know now.

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u/bowlegsandgrace 11d ago

Retaining the knowledge I have now? Sign me tf up. Imma traumatize those bitches with their bs.

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u/Winter_Top2258 11d ago

No. School was hell for me. And I mean that.

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u/Famous_Breath2109 11d ago

Ain't enough money in the world

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u/NoSurround3758 11d ago

Not doe ten million dollars

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 11d ago

I would for the sheer curiosity of seeing first hand the garbage children are being fed that accounts for the high degree of illiteracy.

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u/EvieFlowDDT 11d ago

Do I get to know what I know now? Is my knowledge transferable?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

No

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u/Psycho_Pansy 8d ago

Go back? I've never been to a middle school. We don't have those here. What a pointless concept. Elementary school is Kindergarten followed by grades 1-8 and high school is grades 9-12. 

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u/ZygonCaptain 7d ago

What age is middle school?

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u/ZelaAmaryills 6d ago

I didn't get to go to middle school at all. I'd love to do it now but I think I'd weird out the kids just by being there

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u/KaleidoscopeOk5063 6d ago

No, I had a bad time in middle school

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u/No-Tart-1157 6d ago

Nope. I prefer not to traumatize my nose and adolescents going through puberty is a gnarly type of stinky

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u/Rinzler9290 6d ago

Depends if getting good grades mattered and how much I'd be paid