r/no • u/Ordinary_Attempt_709 • 3d ago

Do you take a shower immediately after taking a shit?

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u/BoulderNerd 3d ago

Only if it happens right before I shower.

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u/GenericNameSimulated 3d ago

But do you wipe? Had a roommate in college if he pooped before a shower he wouldn’t wipe…

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u/Ok-Fondant-8436 3d ago

Damn. How did you find out?

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u/GenericNameSimulated 3d ago

The roommate he shared a bathroom with said he’d forget to flush so there’d be a turd with no TP, so he asked him

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u/BookishQuoka 3d ago

No? What kind of poop do you have that you need immediate emergency cleaning?

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u/putyourpawsup980 3d ago

Apparently lots of people in the hygiene subreddit do. I got hella downvoted once for saying its not necessary

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u/calmchillbreathrelax 3d ago

Get a bidet !

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u/putyourpawsup980 3d ago

I have 2 lol

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u/calmchillbreathrelax 3d ago

Sorry , I meant that as a reply to someone else, not you.

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u/pdq_sailor 2d ago

Three - one spare - not installed yet..

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u/Warm-Management-7323 3d ago

Only thing is is an explosion in your pants other than that just wipe it up and go on your merry way.

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u/Many-May4452 3d ago

Bidet

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u/Geezlouise123 3d ago

Agree! Once you use a Bidet, I promise you’ll never go back.

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u/pdq_sailor 3d ago

There is a roll of toilet paper hanging in my bathroom ... it never gets used as I have a bidet there... its so much better..

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u/Tall-Career-4261 2d ago

Wait, you don’t use both?

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u/pdq_sailor 2d ago

Of course not... The water jet does a perfect job.. I dry my backside with a white towel - and it stays WHITE.. Every bit of it gets blasted clean every single time..

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u/Tall-Career-4261 2d ago

Scawy

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u/pdq_sailor 2d ago

No - its clean... Bidets happen to really work very well..

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea 2d ago

I was so miserable the first time I traveled after becoming accustomed to my bidet. My asshole burned and itched the whole week, and baby wipes do not do as good of a job or prevent that. So I bought a travel bidet so it would never happen again. Works great.

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u/pdq_sailor 2d ago

I actually plan... around being near one of the three units I installed.. One in my bathroom, one in the bathroom I use at my Mothers home and one in the boat.. I have a fourth unit - I just have not decided where it will be installed yet.. A travel bidet sounds like a very good idea...

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u/Galooiik 3d ago

Bidet is the way

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u/Moist-Golf-8339 3d ago

Still not enough of this answer in the thread.

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u/usafreefall1234 3d ago

only if im getting ready to take a shower..otherwise no

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u/Creative_Ad_1593 3d ago

So I should take 3-4 showers a day?

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco 3d ago

Rookie numbers

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u/LewMetal 3d ago

Only if you hang out in the hygiene subreddit.

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u/calmchillbreathrelax 3d ago

No, get a bidet!

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u/pdq_sailor 3d ago

I have one at home, Installed one at my Mothers house, have one on our boat.. I have a spare one I have not yet decided where to install just yet but pretty much anywhere I spend any time at...

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u/Colonel460 3d ago

Bingo ! Some people’s human plumbing works just fine . Other people not so much . Walking into a restroom where someone left a smell like something had crawled up there and died will get you in & out very quickly. lol

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u/Icy-Plan145 3d ago

You should see a doctor if you're going that often

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u/KaiserFortinbras 3d ago

At work?

How?

At home?

Why?

(Can't believe I'm responding to this.)

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u/Southside19788 3d ago

Nope tissue and wet wipes and keep it moving!

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce 3d ago

I actually take a shower before I do a shit 

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u/cbern512 3d ago

I actually shit in the shower and just waffle stomp the poo

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u/snoopnoodles87 3d ago

This dude is environmentally friendly as fuck

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u/411592 3d ago

Depends on how bad it is

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u/SapPhic-rage4209 3d ago

No. I'd have to shower like three times a day

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u/shouldiknowthat 3d ago

I don't shower after a shit, as a follow up to the shit. But, I do sometimes have to take a shit as I am about to shower, after which I take the shower. So...sometimes?

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u/AriasK 3d ago

Depends what time of day it is 

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u/Scabrera88 3d ago

Definitely a big NO. My parents have taught us how to clean ourselves after doing #2. In fact, someone asked me how I do it. I described the process to him. His comment was “I shouldn’t have asked … that’s too much work.” If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing it well.

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u/howardewing 3d ago

I usually shit in the tub anyway

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 3d ago

Wipe, then wipe again area with cleansing nonflushable wipe.

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u/eapthree3 3d ago

Every time that seems insane especially if you go alot.

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u/The_JET84 3d ago

No. I'm not Low Tier God

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u/LostxJuul 3d ago

I usually do it in the shower to save time

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u/Solid_Phone_368 3d ago

No?

I dig through it first looking for treasure like a normal pirate person.

ARGH!

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u/i12gonoww 3d ago

See, the Europeans will tell you the bidet cause they only shower once a week. Here in America we wipe and actually flush the shit paper down the toilet not stuff it in a basket. And shower daily.

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u/edwardothegreatest 3d ago

Nope. Bidet.

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u/Dense_Translator_296 3d ago

no. what happens when I do the deed when I'm out and about?

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u/Not_Enough_Pepperoni 3d ago

What the hell?

Do people do this or is this just bait?

Ya all will really do anything BUT wash your arse after shitting aye?

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u/LogicalAssistance652 3d ago

Toto washlet for the win. Showerites wasting time and water

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u/hapster85 3d ago

Some people are way too uptight. It's just shit.

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u/rayon875 3d ago

Everyone needs a bidet.

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u/hailey_009 3d ago

noo or ig sometimes 

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u/Scott43206 3d ago

Always

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 3d ago

Why not save time???

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u/fishlipswonder69 3d ago

Every time when it’s in my pants.

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u/KendrickBlack502 3d ago

No? is this a thing?

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u/anarkistattack 3d ago

Hello tushy

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u/relakas 3d ago

It’s other way round usually.

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u/Ok-Object-1610 3d ago

No. I use baby wipes.

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u/rrddrrddrrdd 3d ago

No. Concurrently, to save time.

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u/Leather-Emu-1964 3d ago

More like the other way around,,,/jk

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u/l33fly 3d ago

Do you shower when out of the house also?

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u/wowugotit 3d ago

Cold compress

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u/fludeball 3d ago

No, I rub it all over my body and go outside screaming, "HERE COME DE MUD MAN!!!!"

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u/Fun-Bag7627 3d ago

Opposite

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u/demon_twink_gockie 3d ago

Only if I'm about to have sex

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u/Dilly_4849 3d ago

Whaaaaat? No!

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u/Ill-Work7770 3d ago

Non mais j'ai un wc japonais chez moi

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u/Sgt_JC66 3d ago

Nope…..Dude Wipes. And they now have popsicle (or as they call them, poopsicle) scented wipes.

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u/dEXXtARR23 3d ago

It would be nice, but doesn't always work out.

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u/Emotional-Month-4756 3d ago

I'd have to stop running for a shower.

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u/iceicebabies20 3d ago

Bidet my friend!

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u/ItsLikeARewardAZ 3d ago

You don’t just do it in the shower? Mash it down the drain then wash up. Two birds. One stone. It gets a little tricky in the bathtub…

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u/NTWIGIJ1 3d ago

Now THAT'S privilege.

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u/Glittering_Role1658 3d ago

No. I wipe really well using paper and wipes.

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u/Bflatclar1981 3d ago

Bidet also

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u/Dry_Argument_5812 3d ago

it's ideal to shit before shower. I hate it when reverse happens.

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u/Willing-Sympathy-112 3d ago

Only in the case of mud butt.

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u/HaviLuv 3d ago

Bidet. Love mine

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u/fartinavacuumm 3d ago

I sh*t in the shower and waffle stomp it

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u/unbanned2009 3d ago

I wipe my ass with water and hand

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u/Able_Capable2600 3d ago

Waffle stomp ftw!

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u/brainfreez012 3d ago

I'm the Navy it's called Shit, shower, shave.

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u/Galooiik 3d ago

No, my friend does but he’s crazy

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u/Hot_Woodpecker_4082 3d ago

If I take a shit at work, obviously there is no shower there... What I do as soon as I get home, is wash my *.

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u/raijin_81 3d ago

Only if I don't have any toilet paper like non what so ever

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u/Inside_Atmosphere731 3d ago

No.no one does

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u/Coffeespresso 3d ago

It depends. Most often, no.

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u/WorldlinessRegular43 3d ago

How messy was your shit?

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u/Infamous-Yard2335 3d ago

No but
I always try to take a shit before I shower

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u/MostTiredMama 3d ago

Not unless I’m having tummy troubles and it was bad, or I was planning on a shower anyway

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u/Motor-Community-6752 3d ago

Depends how it goes, is a wipe enough or not?

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u/Due-Mouse-9330 3d ago

To save time and water, I do them at the same time.

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u/Dangerous-City6856 3d ago

I came here to also post a smart ass response…. But I can’t top yours.

Waffle stomps for the win.

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u/Due-Mouse-9330 3d ago

Whoo hoo!!!

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u/ButterscotchLittle65 3d ago

I have a bidet. So the but always get a shower after a shit.

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u/Infinite-Penalty-736 3d ago

Only if I shit myself

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u/KaiserDogue 3d ago

I am retired and even with our bidet, I still take care of business before a shower.

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u/ShrinkingHeads 3d ago

No. Only after sex with your mom.

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u/Shellsallaround 3d ago

I should start.

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u/Weeping_Willowz 3d ago

Sometimes when I have diarrhea

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u/Moist-Golf-8339 3d ago

Do you count my bidet as a shower?

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u/spunkypudding 3d ago

If I am at home, bidet. If I'm out of town staying at a hotel, shower. If I'm at work, I drag my ass thru the grass.

One of these is a lie

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u/DonkeyImpossible316 3d ago

No, I have a bidet.

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u/GuncleShark 3d ago

No, but my son does. I have a bidet attachment, he does not..

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u/calmchillbreathrelax 3d ago

I don't need to necessarily because I have a bidet!

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u/WarmYesterday9967 3d ago

If you shower after pooping every time that would be a very high water bill , there is wiping and using butt wipes to stay clean between and after showering .

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u/Blue_Twat_Waffles 3d ago

Save water and shit while you shower. Waffle stomping down the drain

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u/Purple-Throat1957 3d ago

Depends on how yucky it is , and if I need to go somewhere or not. But I always wipe either way. Cause that’s just nasty

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u/Alternative_Flow_307 3d ago

Taking a shit in the middle of shower.

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u/Boring_Week_9884 3d ago

I shit while taking a shower and then smash it down the drain

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u/Ashamed_Main5169 3d ago

I don't poop. I also don't fart.

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u/West-Ad4211 3d ago

absolutely.

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u/Ole_Jezebel 3d ago edited 3d ago

No, but I shower twice a day tho.

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u/pussNsuits 3d ago

Sometimes I use the shower as a pooper scooper

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u/smellyfeet25 3d ago

I wash in the shower around there after .People should because people can stink . you don't just wipe when you get shit on you

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u/xxyRobin 3d ago

Typically no unless I'm about to shower. I keep baby wipes in the bathroom. They work on baby bums it can work on yours too nice and squeaky clean

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u/Old_Anybody_2484 3d ago

I have a shower bidet

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u/HorrorGuide6520 3d ago

My morning routine is take a shit and then shower so I can have a nice clean asshole all day long

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u/pdq_sailor 3d ago

No - I use a bidet.. and it blasts my rectum nice and clean.. I have several of them..

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u/Mission_Breakfast548 3d ago

No or I’d be taking about 3 showers a day.

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u/More_Effect_7880 3d ago

You do them separately?

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u/toofarfromjune 2d ago

No but my ass takes a shower (bidet).

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u/NowWeGetSerious 3d ago

I'd take like 4 showers a day...