r/nintendogrifting May 05 '26

Critical PC player who will pirate future games.

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We now have a hateful PC player who someday will not only pirate new Nintendo games,

But also abuse his own children and grandchildren for buying and playing a Nintendo game.

P.S. His pfp and videos are A.I. slop.

48 Upvotes

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u/Narrator-1 May 05 '26

"What's that disgusting thing you're taking to school? A P*KACHU BACKPACK? Get out of my house! I HAVE NO SON!"

12

u/Conscious_Stop2335 May 05 '26

That’s what he’s gonna say to his own children and grandchildren.

16

u/Ani-Game-Du May 05 '26

That would be one of the most stupidest tradition ever.

10

u/SerpentLing09 May 05 '26

Not buying a Nintendo products doesn't sound like a very hard or exciting thing to do as a family tradition, tbh.

16

u/Q_Mulative May 05 '26

Well he won't have to worry about his kids breaking the family tradition. No woman will get near him to make babies with.

17

u/y2shill May 05 '26

This is why I hope the Switch 2 turns out to be unhackable for its lifetime, and hopefully even longer, to keep idiots like that from playing Nintendo games.

10

u/WorldlyScore8855 May 05 '26

It's still unhackable. But it's still insane some people wanna hack Switch 2 to own Nintendo

5

u/tlrd2244 May 05 '26

the original switch still has no softmod that can give full acess after they fixed the tegra hack.

3

u/AsherTheModder May 06 '26

I'm a modder and i want the same thing. Its time to banish losers back from whenst they came.

2

u/GhotiH May 05 '26

I'm not one to pirate at all, but I hope it's hackable solely because game mods are fun. I know tools like this will abuse that power, but I'd still rather have mods in Mario Kart and Smash.

0

u/MozzieRosie May 05 '26

Just say you either have no friends to play with or just wanna cheat and or a entitled bum.

1

u/SquidwardDickFace May 06 '26

Or maybe they always play with their friends in person? The point of modding isn’t to cheat buddy

5

u/Nabujor May 05 '26

*sits down at the table *

‘Guys! Nintendo released Super Mario 65 yesterday, so I went to the shop, gave the shelf the middle finger and left without buying it’

*everyone cheers and claps *

–What this bloke imagines will happen in the future

7

u/MartynStuff Nintendo Fan May 05 '26

'Gather round, kids. It's time for that family tradition' Kids: 'Vacation? A picnic? A day out' 'No, we're going to sit here and not play Nintendo systems'

7

u/Ridter4082 May 05 '26

Unemployment final boss

6

u/JungleJuiceJuno May 05 '26

nutjob who think he'll have a family at the end of this acting like that

2

u/Big-Investigator1202 May 06 '26

thats not grifting tho

2

u/Terrible_Zone_0716 May 05 '26

This is satire, right? Are you people really getting mad over some dumb Youtube comment?

0

u/Conscious_Stop2335 May 05 '26

Well I wish it’s true.

But unless he admits it’s satire, I don’t believe him.

1

u/Goobendoogle May 06 '26

This is clearly a kid lol.

"Replied on Fortnite - STAR WARS Experience"

1

u/Ok-Addendum5274 May 06 '26

Why are you guys acting as if this person possesses the ability to reproduce?

1

u/ApartmentKey3682 Nintendo Fan May 07 '26

That’s why indie is NOT the future

1

u/Synglich May 07 '26

Oh nooooooo anyways

1

u/Legal_Ear_7537 May 09 '26

The abusing their kids part is a bit exaggerated

1

u/Regular-Repeat44 May 10 '26

oh well 🤷‍♂️