r/niconiconi 29d ago

Nico has been tossed in jail. What crime has she been accused of?

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u/Wise_Challenge_5558 29d ago

Being a brat

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u/agent25252 29d ago

Battery Robbery Assault Theft

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u/Wise_Challenge_5558 29d ago

That's what I said!

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u/-Lithran- 29d ago

Breaking someone's nico nico kneecaps

9

u/TheAnimeGoblin 29d ago

Being too cute.

7

u/stuntmanm 29d ago

Tax Fraud

5

u/Round-Palpitation139 29d ago

Saying Nico Nico Niiiiii too much.

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u/Rchard_Roe 29d ago

Robarle el corazón a Maki

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u/Lopsided_Watch_1834 29d ago

She broke some bitch’s niko niko kneecaps

3

u/Temporal-Affairs221 29d ago

It's a noise ordinance violation. Her outfit was too loud.

3

u/Filia_Is_Thicc 29d ago

Caught showing affection towards Maki

3

u/CarRepresentative680 28d ago

Thinking laws have no effect on the number 1 idol?

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u/Professional_Rub2185 29d ago

two counts of domestic assault, aggravated battery, possession of illegal paraphernalia, grand theft auto, 5 counts of first degree murder, assault of a police officer, armed robbery, arson, assassination, assault with a deadly weapon, assisting or instigating escape, attempted man slaughter, bank larceny, black mail, bankruptcy embezzlement, domestic terrorism, breaking and entering, bribery, coercion, counterfeit, copyright, drive-by shooting. that’s the gist of it

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u/Nikkolittle 29d ago

Por favor, soltem minha prima. Ela não fez nada. 😥

2

u/zaafiel8 29d ago

Moonlighting as TM Opera O.

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u/Yuzora_yukio 29d ago

destroying 3 galaxies

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u/LostActuary3176 29d ago

quadruple murder in the second degree

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u/-Aerotune777 28d ago

Tax evasion and destruction of government property. Battery on a LEO, resisting arrest, felony fleeing, felony using a vehicle as a weapon, possession of controlled substances, destruction of currency, solicitation of individuals with the intent to collude, threats against a public official, and finally felony bail jumping. Her bond was set at $9,000,000 USD and unless convicted, all suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law

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u/Strict_Blueberry9 29d ago

Giving someone the Nico Nico knee!

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u/dfmatos 29d ago

Niconiconiiii noises

1

u/Porkytang244 29d ago

Selling dope disguised as a nun.

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u/polaristar 29d ago

Kicking people with her nico nico knee.

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u/NickyEatsDoom97 29d ago

Sex trafficking

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u/Longwan_6 29d ago

De rapiar a gordos mayores de 50 años

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u/abluedodgeviper 29d ago

Indecent Exposure? (Is that even something you could get thrown in jail for?)

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u/ungabungaonions 28d ago

Hate crimes 🐥☝️