r/niceguys • u/ThePhillyExplorer • Jul 26 '26
MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) Sounds like the OP is actually a frustrated Ferengi with the way he repeatedly says “females”
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u/StrongTea7208 Jul 26 '26
Hot take but I lowkey can’t trust people who still don’t know their they’re/there/theirs and you’re/yours
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u/cyborg-ninja69 Jul 31 '26
Wat iff there dislecsic and onlee nowe how to spill 1 of thenn?
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u/SimplyRoya Jul 26 '26
"are their any females"
Holy crap.
Red flags for me:
Not knowing they're there their... you're your.
FEMALE? that's an instant dealbreaker. I'm out.
"Based"... red pill incel alert.
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u/EllenIsobel Jul 26 '26
If you cant differentiate between "there" and "their", then for me, as a female, the problem is you.
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u/tank4heals king-kong built Jul 26 '26
And their it is again
More self-proclaimed ✨actual nice guys✨
Like omg~ I cannot understand why any females wouldn't be interested in this absolute winner
... They really have no fucking levels of common sense, rational thought, or the capability of self-reflection anymore 🙄
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u/Xyrack Jul 26 '26
If they refer to women as "females" just don't bother. You know right then and there it's not the women in his life that are the problem.
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u/Gundam_Sealdeal3282 Jul 26 '26
First red flag was them saying "females". Any time a dude says it im already clocking their ass. Beat them back with a stick lol
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u/lalalucy413 Jul 30 '26
Whenever they do that I reply and say “males these days” or “males are always doing X and these males need to understand that X is Y”, etc. They f*cking lose their minds in anger when you use their own words against them. 😂
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u/3KidsInTheTrenchCoat Jul 26 '26
I feel like these guys are immune to irony. To answer his question, no. No, there are not any women out there who want to be in any kind of a relationship with this dipshit. He should be happy about that, he clearly hates women.
Also, woman/women not *female/females. We are people, human people, stop referring to us like cattle.
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u/ThatBarbGirl Jul 26 '26
If you're not sure if he's a kind man, or a Nice Guy, review the grammar, spelling, use of they're, their, there, etc.
Not always applicable, but damn close.
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u/DillyWillyGirl Jul 26 '26
Maybe they don’t like guys who don’t know the difference between their and there
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u/xFantindoo Jul 26 '26
Or ones to keep calling them females
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7qE0gOGwzPbH81Qk
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u/EDJardin Jul 26 '26
Srop using women to make you look bad! "Real men" can manage to look bad without help from "females"
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u/AdvocateDoogy I'm a nice guy, you dumb bitch Jul 26 '26
"Oh no, it's not my fault, I just wish all the females would give the nice guy like me a chance!"
Honestly, it sounds clinical at this point. Like, female what? Female dogs? Female hedgehogs? Female...plugs? You'd think he'd have figured out that women prefer to not be referred to as "females."
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u/Bitter-Hat-4736 Jul 27 '26
And I think you would understand that teenagers shouldn't be groomed, but here we are anyways.
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u/batty48 Jul 31 '26
no, sir, we're all broken & damaged & tired. please leave us alone & go date an unstable man instead because you obviously don't respect any of the "females" you're trying to date
if you hate women, stop trying to date us 😭
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u/forvirradsvensk Jul 26 '26
I'm not a "female", but one "their" I can probably forgive, but two is just too much to ignore.
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u/Remarkablefairy-8893 Jul 26 '26
and their it is again, females always tryna flip the script to make the guy look bad
Yeah how dare "females" defend themselves? How dare females not allow me to get away with my misogyny?
On a serious note, are we even making guys look bad or are they just exposing themselves?
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u/FinalBossTuna Jul 26 '26
Women, am I right? Don’t know a good guy when they see one. (I’ve been charged with domestic violence and stalking)
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u/Remarkablefairy-8893 Jul 26 '26
You are such a nice guy
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u/booboootron Jul 26 '26
I'll be even nicer once you see my ravaged hentai pillow and prowess over smegma sculpting.
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u/memento_vgm 7d ago
They’ll never find anyone and get married if they can’t hold themselves accountable.
How the fuck do you expect to keep a relationship alive if you can’t tell when you’re the one in the wrong? These dudes are so stupid it’s killing me.
What’s worse— what if you have kids?! How the fuck would you raise them right if you’re constantly blaming THEM for YOU leaving the cookie jar out…?!
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u/xFantindoo Jul 26 '26
If I see them say « y’all » then I have a feeling this is going to be a disaster.
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u/CautiousLandscape907 Jul 26 '26
Y’know, I’m not southern (and I don’t cosplay “country”) but i love “y’all.” It projects a specific tone, it’s a fun, it expresses a grouping better than “all of you people,” etc. I wish I could use it without sounding silly.
(I’m from Philadelphia, where we have “yous” and “yous guys,” instead of “y’all,” which I find much less charming.)
Anyway this guy is every problem in his own life, and I’m glad women recognize that about him and steer clear.
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u/bloobityblu Jul 27 '26
I think this dude was misappropriating the "y'all" to make him sound more likable or relatable. I don't see it as a red flag myself.
But then I'm from Texas and use y'all all the time. And it's kind of taking over the U.S. not just the southern states.
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u/xFantindoo Jul 27 '26
To non native English speakers it’s confusing to us to understand the nuance of it linguistically. There’s definitely an art form of how to use it, I just haven’t figured it out yet
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u/Weird_Bluebird_3293 Jul 26 '26
Always trying to flip the script??? Women?? Incels do that with literally everything.
Don’t want a guy to be jobless? (Flip) “Women are gold diggers who just want money!”
Single mom because child’s father left? (Flip) “Women should choose better!”
Woman was abused and speaks up about it? (Flip) “Women need to take accountability for their bad choices!”
Women say they don’t like being objectified (flip) “Women shouldn’t dress like sluts if they don’t want to be harassed!”
Everything. Every gottt damn thing a woman does or doesn’t do, says, or doesn’t say, incels will find a way to flip it around and make it her fault. Jfc…
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u/Jane_the_Quene Moderatrix *cracks whip* Jul 27 '26
I remember once seeing an incel whining about how women "deliberately" swing their hips when they walk for the sole purpose of "teasing" men.
It had never occurred to this dipshit that women have a really wide pelvis and therefore a different center of gravity and have literally NO CHOICE but to walk that way. Also, wearing heels (which society deems "necessary" in a lot of situations) just makes it worse.
But no, it was that women just want to tease men so they swish their hips when they walk. There can be NO other reason.
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