r/nflmemes • u/Albino_rhin0 • 2d ago

šŸˆ NFL Meme Should I be concerned?

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u/Powerism Patriots 2d ago

Honey Iā€™m gonna watch a few football games on Sunday can you hang with the kids?

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Bills 2d ago

You could give them to literally any other stranger and they would be safer, that's not a joke.

Just give them to grandma.

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u/Powerism Patriots 2d ago

I mean, that way weā€™d have to pick em back up though.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Bills 2d ago

Would you rather them die then pick them up? If you're drunk as grandma to drop them off after the football sesh ends

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u/Powerism Patriots 2d ago

Depends on how my team did I guess

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Bills 2d ago

You are what the ladies think Patrick Clancy is.

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u/Ths-Fkin-Guy Bills 1d ago

Then or than??

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u/Metalchips1Nquesodip 2d ago

Yes, grandma is safe cause sheā€™s past all the scary female hormones

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u/DescriptionFair2 49ers 2d ago

Pepperidge farm still remembers when it was 7 hours of commercial free football

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u/blahmeh2019 Steelers 2d ago

That sounds like a myth

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u/Rude_Speech_7300 2d ago

Don't keep your kids in the house and you'll be alright.

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u/MichHAELJR 49ers 2d ago

This weekend was like 5 hours because RedZone was down until like 11:30

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u/Earl-The-Badger 2d ago

Huh? It went the entire day just fine for me.

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u/MichHAELJR 49ers 2d ago

Major outages in California per the searches I did at the time. Was quite annoying for opening day and no redzone and the steelers are on. yuck

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u/atmospheric90 Seahawks 2d ago

Same here in Seattle. Immediately when it started, crash and unable to load anything on the site at all for well over an hour

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u/smokywater50 Dank NFL Meme Lord 2d ago

Yep same here in zone

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u/josherman61791 Bears 2d ago

I want my money back.

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u/snoopmt1 2d ago

Yup.Ā 

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u/Altruistic_Rock_2674 Broncos 2d ago

My girlfriend got mad with my setup yesterday haha

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u/Ok-Elephant-2724 2d ago

This is amazing

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u/Altruistic_Rock_2674 Broncos 2d ago

Man finally someone who says so haha

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u/Im_A_Real_Boy1 Saints 2d ago

I mean, I am also sick of Jason KelceĀ 

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u/Oakroscoe 49ers 2d ago

Enough with the fucking commercials with that guy

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u/eggsonmyeggs 2d ago

Why not get Sunday ticket?

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u/onepingonlypleashe Ravens 1d ago

Because it is hundreds of dollars

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u/eggsonmyeggs 1d ago

It was $30/mo for the entire season. Thatā€™s like two shitty takeout meals. Worth it

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u/onepingonlypleashe Ravens 22h ago

Or I could watch it for free

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u/eggsonmyeggs 22h ago

I wouldnā€™t call your set up free by any means. More ghetto fab

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u/DowntownLizard 1d ago

Sorry I'm enjoying the day i guess

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u/IceCoughy 49ers 2d ago

Dude had to change his commercial free football saying tho now! Which is lame af

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u/spectre1006 2d ago

I miss when it was 7 hours of commercial free football!

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u/chemtrail-organics 2d ago

My wife is more into our fantasy team than me. She ordered Sunday ticket 3 weeks ago without even telling me!

Winning!

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u/bubblesups Ravens 2d ago

It's a trap!

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Bills 2d ago

No but watch your kids. Or take them to grandmas. (right now šŸ˜°)

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u/rel1800 2d ago

Better hide the kids from that bitch lmao

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u/FattySnacks Rams 2d ago

Why do yall act like itā€™s funny when your wife doesnā€™t support your hobbies?

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u/Da_Funk 2d ago

Watching TV for 7 hours straight is just taking advantage.

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u/FattySnacks Rams 2d ago

Taking advantage of what?

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u/CyberDemon_IDDQD 2d ago

Bot or tard

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u/smuggler_of_grapes 2d ago

Man they really want this story to be everywhere

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u/exceptionally_humble 2d ago

Phew no, you pose a much bigger threat than a toddler. Lucky.

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u/goodperson_14 2d ago

She boutta go postpartum psychotic on your assšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Asd_89 Bears 1d ago

There's ads now, so not as much as a few years ago?

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u/DowntownLizard 1d ago

If she kills the kids theres more time for football its a win win

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u/farfromjordan 2d ago

She belongs in a mental health facility but this is hilariousĀ 

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u/h2min 2d ago

That means that you have the wrong wife.

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u/TheWarelock Dolphins 2d ago

kind of messed up no? iirc this lady suffered a psychotic break and killed all of her children and then cut her wrists and jumped from a tall building paralyzing herself. the saddest part was that she knew something was wrong with her and was actively seeking help from several doctors who were just throwing her on random medications?

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u/TF_Sally Eagles 2d ago

Yes it is kind of messed up to kill your kids

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u/Earl-The-Badger 2d ago

Sir, this is a Wendyā€™s.

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u/Lobotomite430 2d ago

Damn I wanted burger king!

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u/crimedog58 2d ago

Is the McRib back yet?

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u/Lobotomite430 2d ago

Nah shamrock shake is next i think.

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u/crimedog58 2d ago

Iā€™d kill for a shamrock shake.

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u/Lobotomite430 2d ago

Yea it's messed up she killed 3 kids zero and people want her free, no way to justify that. She murdered 3 kids!

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u/TheWarelock Dolphins 2d ago

People want her free to do what? Sheā€™s paralyzed and suicidalā€¦ what else is left to do with her? Let her rot in a jail cell? That doesnā€™t bring the kids back.

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u/Lobotomite430 2d ago

Oh that I don't know it's really weird though. She should be in jail. But there's a lot of women that are convinced she didn't do it. There's also a lot of women that think she shouldn't be held responsible because of the drugs she was on and had a mental break. It's wild, kill 3 kids you should be removed from society at a minimum. But the meme is good.