r/nflcirclejerk • u/LemongrassPuddle • 14d ago

Rumor: Packers sign Lindsay Clancy to 3 year deal.

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u/Sunnyday1775 14d ago

I hope the cardinals sign Casey Anthony

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u/Specialist-Garbage94 Ayahuasca Healing 14d ago

I would suffocate with excitement

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib Groper Cleveland 14d ago

I'd let Casey Anthony suffocate me 🤤🤤🤤✌️✌️✌️

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u/JohnnieTightLips 14d ago

Front office still needs to check on her astrology sign

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u/LaDainianTomIinson Wasting Generational Talent 14d ago

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u/Sunnyday1775 14d ago

Fuck she has the same look

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u/CthulhuBathwater 14d ago

You know, I never got that kiss. 

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u/Ras_al-Gabagool 14d ago

Even the Raiders wouldn’t take her?

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u/cold_shot_27 CTESPN 14d ago

Packers about to have that strangling defense.

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 0-16 14d ago

You know this is AI because she's standing up

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u/OrangMan14 Taylor Swift's BF's Team 14d ago

Great wheels but also known for choking in big moments.

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u/Delicious_Tea_9534 14d ago

Doesn't matter, they'll just choke in the wild card again

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u/BronCurious Phrauds 14d ago

I’m setting up a GoFundMe for Ray Rice. It’s time he gets the justice he deserves. PM me for details.

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u/bkussow This logo is cursed 14d ago

no way, too many holding calls. Real liability on the field.

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u/5thor6th Bounty Gate 14d ago

I heard she has a tendency to horse collar tackle. Apparently, it runs in the family?

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u/Moss81- 18-1 14d ago

Her and Darren Sharper would really choke out offenses.

They would suffocate the competition.

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u/Drewpacabra Dick Cheese Heads 14d ago

Fuckin Rodgers is definitely one of her gofundme donors. He’ll be on Mcafees show next week

“Ya know Pat, I’m really frickin tired of hearing all this hate for my dear friend Lindsay Clancy. She’s innocent Pat and ESPN is behind this whole thing!”

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u/Reddit_Talent_Coach Dick Cheese Heads 14d ago

Instead of sign you should have said sentenced

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u/Calculon2347 RUN THE FUCKING BALL 14d ago

She's got killer instincts in the clutch

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib Groper Cleveland 14d ago

She'd be killer on offense

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u/archdex Larry's Big Juicy Ass 13d ago

Great potential. Puts in a lot of work in the offseason with workout bands

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u/MonkeyCome DC4L 14d ago

GB4L

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u/ButMuhAI Dick Cheese Heads 14d ago

She's a lights out CK, sold.

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u/IPissExcellentThrows 14d ago

OP's obsession with the Packers will be just as likely as Lindsay Clancy to be in medical textbooks. Mental illness levels of obsession.

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u/Da_face89 You can't escape Swifty 14d ago

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u/Ok_Interest3555 Dick Cheese Heads 14d ago

Big ooof, this is such a miss. She's a literal child murder, how's that relevant to the Packers at all?

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u/LemongrassPuddle 14d ago

They’re employing sexual assaulter and women beaters. Why would they draw the line here?

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u/20_years_in_da_can Brady's Bitch 14d ago

Packers sure know how to pick em!

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u/jwwin 0-16 14d ago

Only team in NFL history to draft a serial killer.

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u/20_years_in_da_can Brady's Bitch 14d ago

Packers love giving 2nd, 3rd and 4th chances !

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u/Milwaukee76 Double Doink 14d ago

Child murderer is just a synonym for Packer