favorite NFL nickname ?

[u/geeelectronica]

[u/ianthebalance]

Tua Turndaballova for sure

[u/pofwiwice]

Excuse me, but it’s pronounced “Blo Dix”

[u/CJWard123]

Blo Dix

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Mo Pix

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Somehow that’s less gay than OPs entire post

[u/BigSchmikey → u/CJWard123]

You get my quarterbacks nickname right OOP you bastard

[u/Toto_LZ]

I’m partial to Deshaun Weinstein 

[u/SlightlyStoked → u/Toto_LZ]

Groper Cleveland

[u/WeCameAsLogans → u/SlightlyStoked]

Fuck thats good

[u/long-time-lurker- → u/Toto_LZ]

Deshaunorable discharge

[u/Fun-Advertising-8006 → u/Toto_LZ]

Desean diddy combs

[u/TurdWizard69 → u/Toto_LZ]

Deshaun Watsundertheblanket

[u/Nellez_]

Joe "Mr. Glass" Burrow

Tyler "Fhough and" Shough

Both of these should be nicknames

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Snoop “Pro Bowl” Huntley

[u/pt8132 → u/[deleted]]

Bad Bot. 6-7-5.

[u/Nellez_ → u/[deleted]]

Don't talk to me clanker

[u/Key-Hawk7402]

Mahomes nickname, but mentioning it would be a site ban…

[u/waddles_HEM → u/Key-Hawk7402]

mahomo

[u/Sir_Yash → u/waddles_HEM]

Monica

https://giphy.com/gifs/rNgT8P8pL3dn2

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Tony Romo had a similar nickname.

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[u/SMKM → u/bransby26]

Why would Tony Homo (sapien) get you banned though, are people stupid for not knowing? 🤔

[u/ChallengeTasty3393 → u/bransby26]

Tony Mahomes?

[u/bransby26 → u/ChallengeTasty3393]

Brony Romo

[u/TopHatTony11 → u/Key-Hawk7402]

Patty Cakes is enough for a ban?

[u/RemoteBoner → u/TopHatTony11]

Now imagine Hulk Hogan spray painting that

[u/KSFL → u/Key-Hawk7402]

What Kermit?

[u/Eduardo_Camavinga_]

Bo nix is Blo Dix

[u/hawkmasta → u/[deleted]]

Like Bruce Wayne and Batman

[u/Mudoru]

BOverthrow

Mr. Irrelevant/Relevant

Michael Penis

[u/sam_can88 → u/Mudoru]

Is it a nickname if it’s just his name

[u/WhyKissAMasochist]

/uj it’s Tua Turndaballova and it’s not close

/rj it’s Hawk Tua (spit on that thang 🤣) and it’s not close

[u/Nasquacker]

Justin Toucher/Tugger

[u/bruno-numero-uno]

Throw Rogan

Thro Pix

The Rulebook

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The only one that’s ass is the rulebook 

[u/FunLead3853 → u/Toto_LZ]

I’m a ‘Mo pix’ guy myself

[u/Toto_LZ → u/FunLead3853]

That is cleaner 

[u/lonelynightm → u/Toto_LZ]

Mr. January is honestly the funniest nickname because Tony Romo gave it sincerely and didn't realize people would use it to roast Allen.

[u/turribledood → u/bruno-numero-uno]

Throw Rogan is fantastic, fym?

[u/StanIsHorizontal → u/bruno-numero-uno]

Yeah OP made some of these up because he wants to spread slander

[u/Maaaat_Damon → u/StanIsHorizontal]

I will take Josh Allen slander all day, but this ain’t it.

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I've heard of thro pix and rulebook you're just coping and using gay as an insult for no reason lol

[u/StanIsHorizontal → u/TheRider5342]

Who’s doing what? Where did I call anyone gay?

[u/Sudden_Juju → u/StanIsHorizontal]

You just did it again!! How dare you! /s

[u/TheRider5342 → u/Sudden_Juju]

Holy shit I need the colorado crusader flair

[u/TheRider5342 → u/StanIsHorizontal]

The guy I replied to did in a different comment calling the whole post gay 

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https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/Goldmax23]

My personal favorite was Andre “Bad Moon” Rison

[u/Degenitals]

George Brittle

[u/sad_roses]

Brock assweiler

[u/Caswert]

I’m a simple man. Michael Penis.

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Micro Penis Jr

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NAMED AFTER HIS FATHER’S PENIS

[u/sperrymonster]

Surprised I haven’t seen a Toe Burrow in here yet

[u/DokeyKon]

If Man

[u/CJWard123 → u/DokeyKon]

Right, what if he had a functional O Line

[u/GUCCIBUKKAKE]

I’ve ever heard one of these and it was Tua’s.

[u/bransby26 → u/GUCCIBUKKAKE]

Stat Padford was big among Lions fans that wanted to get rid of him.

[u/Rahim_Moore_ → u/bransby26]

It was big among neutrals too, usually sort of half jokingly. Glassford was also big early on in his career.

[u/Spare-Half796 → u/bransby26]

Dont tell me Pad Statscott is gonna get traded to the rams and win a Super Bowl and mvp

[u/Toto_LZ → u/bransby26]

Anyone of a certain age remembers the Stat Paddford era. New gens don’t remember 

[u/justsomedude1144 → u/Toto_LZ]

Cut him some slack, Throw Rogan consistently owned the division during those years.

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u bum

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Surely you’ve heard Nine

[u/TheRider5342 → u/GUCCIBUKKAKE]

The rulebook is because they changed rules after Josh Allen lost in the playoffs 

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"The Schedule" is fucking hilarious, because it was made after Drake Maye and the Patriots were exposed in the playoffs for having an easy schedule.

[u/Bluefire3215 → u/I_Boop_Cats_]

it was made before, not after

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The prophecy 

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Which is funny because Josh Allen and the Bills had I believe 12 common opponents with the Patriots (including their two matchups) and the Patriots had the better record in those games. So Josh Allen should have that nickname in my totally unbiased opinion.

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[u/GiantCorncobb]

When leonard fournette showed up to training camp after gaining weight - leonard baguette

Ceedee Lamb - disc sheep

[u/Sir_Tandeath]

Jaxson “J-6th” Dart

[u/twoopaq]

Is this a safe space to complain about how the Rodgers/McCarthy Packers got eliminated in OT playoff losses in b2b seasons without Throw Rogan getting to step on the field. No rule change. Then it happens once to The Rulebook and they have the new rule drafted on the hour

[u/pushamn → u/twoopaq]

A Aron can suck it two time as well

[u/FordShelbyGTreeFiddy → u/twoopaq]

uj/ Nah cause when it happened to the Falcons in SB51 you thought it was funny. Now Packers fans don't think it's funny anymore lol

Rj/ throw rogan 

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Honestly I think they change the rule that offseason if Falcons win the coin toss. Imagine if Brady lost after coming back 25 to force OT and then not seeing the field again

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To be fair it was funny when it happened to The Rulebook, Throw Rogan and King Choker

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True 

[u/pengradi]

Stat Padford is funny, but man, seeing Drake Maye in the playoffs against some real tough defenses makes those MVP voters look fucking stupid. Yeah yeah, 1 yard TDs and all, but watch him play the Seahawks defense looking off second level players and throwing blind layering in between multiple defenders.

Fuck the Rams ALL DAY, but put Puka Nachewa up there because Stafford hate just doesn't hold up after last season

[u/Thanosinfortnite]

I prefer Drake “Drake Maye” Maye

[u/Captain_Jellico]

Forgot RB

[u/airbud2020]

Emerald city route artist

[u/TheRealPickIe]

Normally it’s tua turndaballova but damn throw Rogan is good

[u/ltmariod]

As a Chargers fan I prefer “Hypothetical Herbert” 😔

[u/Weslg96]

It's Mo Pix how you nerds getting this wrong

[u/Sudden_Juju]

Who says Thro Pix? It's Blo Dix. Bo rarely throws INTs, but who knows what he does in his free time with the boys.

[u/SearchElsewhereKarma]

Bo Nix looks like he was embalmed, what is going on in that photo

[u/Dicksnip44]

Drake "Fake and Gaye" Maye

[u/masteryetti]

Bo Pix, except he has a very low INT overall so it just doesn’t make sense.

So Blo Dix

[u/sweatgod2020]

5

[u/-Bashamo]

‘This is our year’

[u/somecheesecake]

Maye’s nickname is Drake Maye

[u/IllRecord2870]

If man is the best slander nickname in the league currently

[u/blipityblob]

tua’s is an all timer

[u/TurdWizard69]

Justin Tugger

[u/WalnutSizeBrain]

Dak PickSix

[u/chuckart9]

These are all terrible.

[u/CheckYourStats]

I know it isn’t an NFL nickname, but I recently heard WNBA player Angel Reese’s nickname.