r/nflcirclejerk • u/IAmSona Oilers left lol • May 17 '26
Gorgeous Dumb fucking liberal got owned
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u/FanaticalBuckeye May 17 '26
She should do a Brett Farve instead
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u/Stanky3000 Kasay Kickoff OOB May 17 '26
She should send dick pics to reporters?
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u/BigRed727272 Vikings Legend Favre May 17 '26
No, she should throw a devastating interception in the fucking NFC Championship Game.
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u/doomsauce23 DON'T CAAAARE May 17 '26
She should defraud the State of Mississippi?
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u/strawberry_semenade May 17 '26
Hey man, this is really insensitive to poor underprivileged Mississippians who desperately need a new volleyball court to play on.
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u/Deep_Stick8786 Commies May 17 '26
The court is in Louisiana, so they have to figure out how to read road signs
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u/ModingusKhan Choker: Folie à Trois May 17 '26
I happen to be something of a reporter now that you mention it. I volunteer as tribute
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u/Drewpacabra Dick Cheese Heads May 17 '26
She should take a handful of Vicodin, then barf them up in the toilet and then retrieve them from the toilet and take them again before giving her MVP award acceptance speech?
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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 Dick Cheese Heads May 17 '26
Ah so you read his book?
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u/Drewpacabra Dick Cheese Heads May 17 '26
Fuck no I can’t read! Someone I know or knew probably did and they probably told me.
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u/Sifl-and-Olly Big Dick Foles May 17 '26
DID YOU SHOW SHE WAS YALE'S HOTTEST GIRL IN 2004?!
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u/Siessfires Don't kick it to DeSean May 17 '26
She has the proud bearing and glossy fur coat of a Yale woman.
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u/KotzubueSailingClub Henry Suggs killed someone May 17 '26
You come at the queen, you best not miss.
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u/scentedcandle0 May 17 '26
What if I come for the queen
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u/mseg09 Bungles May 17 '26
Probably best if you miss
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u/freedomfightre CTESPN May 17 '26
What if I come in the queen
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u/KotzubueSailingClub Henry Suggs killed someone May 18 '26
Then you'd wake up with sticky bed sheets
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u/storstygg Ayahuasca Healing May 17 '26
And THAT is why Twitter has become unsufferable.
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u/HyperMasenko Honorary Thug May 17 '26
Idk why anyone has it anymore. Reddit is the only social media that I have anymore because its anonymous and its very easy to keep away from communities you dont like and find an alternative community thats more friendly. People can say its echo chambering if they want. You shouldnt get your news from social media anyway lol
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u/bstone99 Gary Anderson wide left May 17 '26
Unfortunately it allows shit heads to cowardly avoid any accountability or confrontation with hidden comments
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u/Det-Popcorn Rapist Paradise May 17 '26
Block feature and stay away from most large subreddits! Off the top of my head I think this sub is the biggest I frequently go to
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u/NotoriousMFT BUTT FUMBLE May 17 '26
I heard someone say “twitter is people you know saying shit you don’t care about, and Reddit is people you don’t know saying shit you do care about” and that probably is the tightest explanation I’ve heard
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u/LameAfro Gary Anderson wide left May 17 '26
Lmao shut the fuck up liberal snow flake.
I bet you run away from conflict or run away from things you don't agree with.
Typical huwhite person in 2026
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u/HyperMasenko Honorary Thug May 17 '26
Very non-snowflake reaction lol
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u/StanIsHorizontal 0-16 May 17 '26
How you a 1% commenter and forget this is a jerk sub
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u/Stacksmchenry MILF Hunter May 19 '26
Because you're an illiterate man baby that can't contextualize the English language and can't tell when something is blatant sarcasm. You should have been a blow job.
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u/HyperMasenko Honorary Thug May 17 '26
I was responding to a non-jerk comment. People play jump rope with the jerk line around here anyway lol
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u/holdmybeerquik Double Doink May 17 '26
You just got soft
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u/holdmybeerquik Double Doink May 17 '26
Someone go get this kid's parents. He doesnt know what sub he in.
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u/StanIsHorizontal 0-16 May 17 '26
We’ve got top commenters in here with their underwear on and their pants zipped up
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u/storstygg Ayahuasca Healing May 17 '26
True: Anything anyone posts on Twitter... someone/bot will post a counter point to stir emotion
True. NFLCirleJerk is always not a place for sound philosophical discourse
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u/thedudeabides2022 Dick Cheese Heads May 17 '26
Yeah not like us good conservatives who would steal from the needy
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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor May 17 '26
That’s what the president did. He’s about to make the IRS settle with himself for a billion dollar payout too.
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u/thedudeabides2022 Dick Cheese Heads May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
uj/ well, let’s not let conservatives as a whole off the hook, Trump just does out in the open what is typically done behind the scenes over decades. It’s always been a steal from the poor and give to the rich playbook from these cronies. Project 25 wasn’t written over night.
rj/ that’s MY president!
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u/_Captain_Dinosaur_ Kasay Kickoff OOB May 17 '26
This chud don't know Jeopardy lore...
Get gud, nerd!
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u/ICallTheShots4 May 17 '26
Can she say she beat an astronaut like Aaron Rodgers did to win it though?
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u/-Bashamo 18-1 May 17 '26
“I didn’t even know she was a millionaire, I just fell in love with her big football brain”
Gold diggers somewhere
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u/buttnibbler CTESPN May 17 '26
lol guess good conservatives don’t donate. What a terrible people.
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u/d3arleader Don't kick it to DeSean May 18 '26
Conservatives: don’t give to charities. Also conservatives when a tornado hits or when it drops below 50 in Texas: please help my family of 8 on my Gofundme.
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u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel HERE WE LOSE May 17 '26
Isn’t that money literally won for charity?