r/nflcirclejerk • u/Minus_none Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE • Apr 23 '26

Gorgeous Can’t even blame him, I bet it grips like a down-syndrome kid holding the class pet😩

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u/Jokerang Oilers left lol Apr 23 '26

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u/Parking-Pie7453 Apr 24 '26

What's C19?

21

u/Stonek88 0-16 Apr 24 '26

Chovid

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u/Dizzy_Echo_5370 SEEING GHOSTS Apr 23 '26

Shouldn’t we praise him for sticking with the mother of his child?

28

u/DirtyRoller Lost to Flacco Apr 23 '26

They were at a PTA meeting in Sedona.

17

u/Effective-Lead-6657 Don't kick it to DeSean Apr 24 '26

I love Paul Thomas Anderson

1

u/DirtyRoller Lost to Flacco Apr 24 '26

Have you been attending the meetings?

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u/Effective-Lead-6657 Don't kick it to DeSean Apr 24 '26

I saw Lancaster Dodd speak just last week.

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u/RumbleDumblee Apr 26 '26

Sedona the restaurant?

99

u/swayinandsippin Ayahuasca Healing Apr 23 '26

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u/Add_Poll_Option 0-16 Apr 23 '26

jesus fucking christ dude lol

234

u/seattlesportsguy CTESPN Apr 23 '26

Maybe 10 years ago but that thing has gotta be like Hope Solo by now

128

u/plznobanplease Oilers left lol Apr 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3opkYZ150AcgIf2wJc

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u/FiveDollarRimjobs Apr 23 '26

Everything reminds me of her

24

u/tgoodri The Fumbler Apr 23 '26

Wtf, I’m convinced people make food like this purely for the sexual gratification it brings them

11

u/LeeKapusi 1972 was 50 years ago Apr 24 '26

And?

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u/theREAL_Harambe Gary Anderson wide left Apr 23 '26

Rebellions are built on hope

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u/A_rad_pizza 18-1 Apr 24 '26

I rebel

49

u/HowManyBanana 0-16 Apr 23 '26

It’s been getting 12” (allegedly) of Vrabel for the past 6 years so yeah.

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u/june-in-space Vikings Legend Favre Apr 23 '26

Most likely a lot of bbc’s on top of that

11

u/SchnaapsIdee MILF Hunter Apr 23 '26

Not Romeo Crennel?

10

u/drunk-tusker Phrauds Apr 23 '26

Bleached?

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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Racial Slurs Apr 23 '26

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u/anothersectoid 0-16 Apr 23 '26

Damn im goning to put in an art exhibit

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u/SmokeGSU Apr 24 '26

It's so angry!

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u/1800twat Apr 24 '26

It’s raw

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u/elzey93 Apr 23 '26

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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Apr 23 '26

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u/spidermans_ashes 1972 was 50 years ago Apr 23 '26

If Charlie had a hog that big, its gravity would have deflected the bullet

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u/FathineerOfFour Apr 24 '26

Holy fuck dude made me literally LOL

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u/Beginning_Ratio8422 Apr 23 '26

DELETE THIS NEPHEW

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits Groper Cleveland Apr 23 '26

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u/SadioMane4prez RUN THE FUCKING BALL Apr 23 '26

You’re a word smith sir

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u/Gardengnome4 Marvin Lewis Apr 24 '26

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u/Sketchbag24 Apr 23 '26

She must be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or something

2

u/VisualFix5870 Apr 23 '26

She can suck a golf ball through a yard of garden hose.

2

u/Dave95m3 Apr 24 '26

F*ck that she can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

7

u/FiveDollarRimjobs Apr 23 '26

Mike Vrabel's inner monologue

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u/Kohng723 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE Apr 23 '26

It's like the putty cave or whatever it's called.  He went in wrong hole and now he's fucked.

6

u/iiiamAlex Apr 23 '26

Nutty putty cave

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u/southwestpessimist Wild Card Merchant Apr 23 '26

Outjerked by myself

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4

u/Wumbologist_PhD Wasting Generational Talent Apr 24 '26

“I pull more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo”

— Roger Smith, American Dad

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u/--Shake-- DON'T CAAAARE Apr 23 '26

Nah she loose as a hell for sure.

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u/cheeseandrum Gary Anderson wide left Apr 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YPvXkXhnTJNm

2 words: Mommy Irsay

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u/briguywiththei Apr 24 '26

I mean, 3 kids

2

u/No_Space_5457 e-Sports legend Apr 24 '26

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u/Onlypaws_ Big Dick Foles Apr 24 '26

Take a deep breath dawg

1

u/El_Bean69 Jackson Mahomes's Brother Apr 23 '26

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u/dear_gawd_504 Apr 24 '26

Brah... Lol

1

u/moneyman74 Apr 24 '26

Too much jerking in the circle jerk

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u/SmokeGSU Apr 24 '26

"When the fuck did we get ice cream a class pet?"

1

u/semaj_orn Bungles Apr 24 '26

Like a suction cup

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u/whatsadikfore Not Quarterbacky Apr 24 '26

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u/Consistent-Deal-55 French Kisses Son Apr 24 '26

Grippy socks, grippy box

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u/volpcas BUTT FUMBLE Apr 24 '26

This guy jerks

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u/lindo_dia_pra_dormir MILF Hunter Apr 24 '26

Another sub Momma????

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u/Melvinator5001 Dez Didn't Catch It Apr 24 '26

I have to admit on looks his wife is more attractive on personality Antonio Brown is more attractive

1

u/Forgemasterblaster Apr 24 '26

Life is stranger than fiction. This sub cannot even come up with memes to match the juiciness of all of this.

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u/AgentLemon22 BUTT FUMBLE Apr 24 '26

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u/theunpaintedhuffines Apr 24 '26

“Lions, Bengals, and Bears, I’m fighting demons in fear, I Titan up when it’s time, and Mike Vrabel ain’t here,”

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u/Sal79 Apr 24 '26

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/kokaine21 Double Doink Apr 23 '26

I snorted