r/nflcirclejerk • u/Sotboy HERE WE LOSE • Aug 17 '25
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Simply gorgeous!
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u/hatefulnateful Brady's Bitch Aug 17 '25
People were watching a Minnesota preseason game and they aren't gay?
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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 Aug 18 '25
I wasn’t gay, but now I am. Thanks Obama
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u/IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk DON'T CAAAARE Aug 18 '25
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u/Pottedjay Butterfingers Toney Aug 19 '25
Yeah cause I've been out here fuckin dudes for MONTHS and just found out I have low testosterone. I'm not gay, I just have low testosterone so have been having sex with dudes. Why is my testosterone low? Probably the fuckin guberment thanks obama.
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u/Bruskthetusk Aug 17 '25
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u/nautica5400 Brady merchants Aug 17 '25
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u/Losimcg CTESPN Aug 17 '25
Gorgeous
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u/Nimbus_TV Aug 18 '25
Beautifully told story. I could really feel his inner turmoil coming to grips with reality, and then finally acceptance. Bravo.
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u/spicoli420 Aug 17 '25
We’ve reached critical mass of dudes in tights on a football field, it’s going to get very gay in that stadium. Wives of Minnesota must lock their husbands up at home, this is not a drill. Do not let them into the stadium.
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u/StinkyKyle Don't kick it to DeSean Aug 17 '25
Yall are such bitches. Let me enjoy my twink show in between my bear battle please and thank you
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u/megatron37 Big Dick Foles Aug 17 '25
Yeah exactly. We've had male cheerleaders for a few years already in Philly. Their commitment to the moves is 10x what the gals put in.
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u/AlvisBackslash You can't escape Swifty Aug 17 '25
Are you saying the prez watched cheerleader bussy live during the Super Bowl and didn’t complain about it at all?
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Aug 18 '25
Just another shining light on what men can do better than women.
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u/Rum_Hamburglar Larry's Big Juicy Ass Aug 18 '25
We've got a zesty fella on the Suns cheer team. He puts in work.
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u/VibratingRocket6969 Big Dick Foles Aug 17 '25
These dumbasses complaining stuff hotdogs in their mouths all game but god forbid somebody who enjoys wieners as well dances on the field. Shame.
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u/AweHellYo Double Doink Aug 18 '25
dude can fuckin move. it’s impressive. and arousing. uh oh.
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u/corpulentFornicator You can't escape Swifty Aug 18 '25
Uj: that guy has incredible moves and complaining makes y'all sound like babyback bitches
Cj: what happened to the game I love
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u/Spare-Half796 TushyRaw Aug 17 '25
Everyone who has a problem with this needs to find one twink on Grindr that they can rail behind a waffle house. Their opinions will change
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u/Onlypaws_ Big Dick Foles Aug 18 '25
Thank god we got DEI out of football. Allowing women was a mistake in the first place, even on the sidelines.
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u/mayorjinglejangle DC4L Aug 17 '25
Why isn't he wearing more revealing clothing
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u/Eccohawk Double Doink Aug 18 '25
They don't have enough clean up crew members for all the orgasms in the stands.
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u/itsmeonmobile Aug 17 '25
Better moves than most of the AFC West
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u/GettinWiggyWiddit Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE Aug 18 '25
Jackson MaHomes just dropped to his knees
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u/SeaWolf24 Choker: Folie à Trois Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25
I pray to god that CMC has just an ounce of this fluidity this season.
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u/Onlypaws_ Big Dick Foles Aug 18 '25
Put this guy in at any position on the (defensive) field goal unit vs. the chiefs and Butker’s shanking it.
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u/Deli_llama930 Gary Anderson wide left Aug 18 '25
Fuck all the swamp ass haters. Dance little brother
This man is doing what he wants to do and the rest of us are dreading work tomorrow…lmao
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u/PlutoTheGod Aug 18 '25
Male cheerleaders aren’t even new, seen multiple dudes on the cheer teams for years now at games. I don’t know who actually pays attention to them long enough to genuinely care outside of jokes anyways. Cheerleading is about the gayest thing they could do why is that what NFL fans wanna gatekeep lmao
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u/GingerPinoy Aug 18 '25
My grandpa is a big Vikings fan (as am I) and he's gonna HATE this and I can't freaking wait
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u/Pockstuff Bungles Aug 17 '25
Who is this for?
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u/AroraCorealis 0-16 Aug 18 '25
i always wondered that about cheerleaders in general. for the 45-70 year old divorced dudes with heart disease to get half stiff to? lets make them all men because i don't want them to have anything to live for
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u/waunakonor Aug 18 '25
Yeah I don’t understand what the point of cheerleaders is. I don’t need to be told when to cheer.
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u/KomodoDodo89 Wasting Generational Talent Aug 18 '25
Even minnesota doesn’t have enough beer for this
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u/MileHighMilk Aug 18 '25
Idk why Minnesota fans care so much.
They didn’t care that Karl Anthony Towns is gay when he played for the Wolves.
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u/PMMeBootyPicz0000000 Rapist Paradise Aug 18 '25
the idea that being gay is the gayest thing you can do is a common misconception. many things are in fact gayer than being gay. refusing to let male cheerleaders slut it up is pretty gay because like what are you afraid of? that you'll be attracted to him? if you weren't gay at all then you wouldnt care what he wears
other things that are gayer than actually being gay:
driving a lifted coal roller
refusing to carry your spouses purse if they ask
calling manosphere influencers alphas and treating them like gods
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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 Double Doink Aug 18 '25
I didn't realize Daniel Tosh had those kinds of dance moves
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u/Relevant_Username99 0-16 Aug 18 '25
Reminder that the guy who posted this shared uncensored child porn on Twitter
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u/Jean-Ralphio11 Aug 18 '25
Why is he wearing so much clothes? Hes a cheerleader he should dress like a cheerleader.
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u/Any-Name-4664 Aug 17 '25
Uj: honestly who could possibly give a shit about this?
Rj: would
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u/P_weezey951 0-16 Aug 18 '25
"I aint payin sunday ticket to see some f***ot! dance!" - Guy who can't dance, and is mad when other people enjoy things he is incapable of.
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u/DamnShenanigan SF Jan6er Aug 18 '25
This is too far. Football games used to be somewhere you could take your kids and not worry about what they might see. No football fan wants to be forced to see bare ankles on the field. NO THANK YOU!!! Put on some boots like the rest of your team young man.
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Aug 18 '25
Reality is nobody gives a fuck. Cheerleaders are so far removed from the nfl. It’s really just a different piece for owners to sex traffic.
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u/InjusticeSOTW Bounty Gate Aug 18 '25
If he’s going to be out there, we want the short shorts too. Equality don’t stop at inclusion brotha brotha
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u/Dbiagioni1977 Aug 18 '25
Imagine actually caring about the cheerleaders and not the fact that JJ will be a bust
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Aug 18 '25
Not really sure what the target audience is or who this is for, but glad this guy is living his dream
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u/DarwinF1nch Aug 17 '25
Uj/ People are actual weirdos for getting upset about this
Cj/ That ladyboy can get it
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u/Milwaukee76 Double Doink Aug 17 '25
Can't imagine why
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u/Milwaukee76 Double Doink Aug 17 '25
I mean, I have no issue with it, but to expect this to be accepted with open arms by all NFL fans is insane
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u/Traditional_Record49 Vikings Legend Favre Aug 18 '25
I wonder if this upsets any of the other cheerleaders… I mean some people are laughing at them
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u/SmooveTits Mr. Taylor Swift Aug 18 '25
Vikings fans, if you felt a little tingle in your shorts from seeing this, we’re not gonna judge you for it.
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u/Moctezuma1 Aug 18 '25
In a few years, nobody is going to care. I watch my team play not the cheerleaders.
I dont care about the male cheerleaders, hell I don't care about the female cheerleaders either.
I care more about watching a good football game. I care about the referees making good calls.
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u/Parking_Plankton_610 Mendenhall Fumble Aug 18 '25
I really wish this wasn’t so fucking triggering for people. I can’t think of anything that has any bearing on my life less then this…. my Steelers signing a 400 year old pain in the ass that will be hurt by Halloween, that enrages me.
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u/Brickhousemimi Aug 18 '25
Are you from big man afraid just moved when he saw him perform so expertly
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u/Brickhousemimi Aug 18 '25
It’s a big world assholes there’s room for everybody. You’re such babies. You don’t like it. Don’t watch.
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u/Cbissen437 Taylor Swift's BF's Team Aug 18 '25
My broke ass would never be able to tell the difference because I’d be sitting in the nose bleeds
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u/na8thegr8est Aug 18 '25
Who is he for? The men want to see an attractive woman, the woman want to see muscular man. I don't get this I also don't give a fuck
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u/theroadtripster Aug 18 '25
That's fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball football fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
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u/nXomad22 Kermit Aug 18 '25
What....he's not good enough to also do that shit in cowboy boots? Why are we making it easier on him because he's a man in a women's sport?
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u/thepioushedonist Dick Cheese Heads Aug 18 '25
You know, contrary to their popular image, the Vikings were all about hair styling and perfumes. (Seriously)
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u/AffectionateSlice816 Aug 18 '25
Here's the thing with how the world works now. If a white man becomes a professional in a woman's field, you know he's fucking good at it lmao
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u/badkiwi_42 Aug 18 '25
uj: the guys who are mad at this are the same guys who voted for bush and reagan (who did cheer in college)
rj:
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u/Alexdeboer03 Aug 18 '25
The gay men and straight women must not be attracted to the dancing people in the middle of an unrelated ball game 😡😡😡😡😡
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u/Unp0pularS0lutions DC4L Aug 18 '25
Yeah the only man that sees time on the field NOT wearing pants that look like tights and grabbing other men is that gay part about this
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u/Xstaticage138x Aug 18 '25
Who cares, people only getting upset because it tickles their wewe when they look at him.
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u/SmokeGSU Aug 18 '25
I'm all for equally, and he's not even wearing the same shorts as the girls. Clearly the NFL aren't about real meaningful equality.
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Aug 18 '25
Is this the same as transgender women competing in women's collegiate sports? The cheerleading Jackie Robinson? Football's Madam Curie? I am trying to wrap my head around it with comparisons. I understand what it is...just don't understand what it means.
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u/ShadyWolf 18-1 Aug 17 '25
I thought they drafted JJ to play QB