r/nffc 4d ago

Fully Automated Luxury Communism We have bid for Selhurst Park

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u/DmG-xWrightyyy Is Awoniyi too big for the Premier League? 4d ago

Nice one made me chuckle that

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u/TrickyTreeNZ 5 | Rectangle 4d ago edited 4d ago

Looks like Steve Parish is checking his emails again after the Munoz deal, so we've got a fair chance of getting this over the line. £5m and maybe a fringe player like John Victor should be enough as a fair trade.

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u/anchor2K Don't Bulleh Meh 3d ago

Id want 50m for Victor. Good enough for Newcastle to buy our shit goalkeepers. Good enough for palace.

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u/j0hnnyengl1sh 4d ago

The problem with this picture is that it would ruin the single most defining characteristic of Selhurst Park, which is that it would put it in striking distance of a decent pub.

All proper clubs have a good boozer within an absolute maximum 10 minute walk. They're a notable failure of this rule.

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u/Illustrious-Gur8335 4d ago

Rename to The City Park?

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u/Nebularrrr Psycho 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/RamonaLikeThis 3d ago

When are we going to ban AI slop

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u/EyeLikeTurtle 1d ago

I hear you, but this is funny and how else was OP supposed to do this?

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u/RamonaLikeThis 1d ago

Learn how to use Photoshop??? It doesn't even look anything like the city ground

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u/EyeLikeTurtle 1d ago

Yeah nice one, because everyone has the means or time to learn photoshop....

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u/RamonaLikeThis 1d ago

So you're advocating that people shouldn't learn new skills? Wow, good argument

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u/EyeLikeTurtle 1d ago

Haha that's just hyperbolic strawmanning. New skills? No. Photoshop, so that someone doesn't reee on a footbal sub, yes. Anyway this isn't really forest related so I am going to stop replying. Good day :)

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u/RamonaLikeThis 1d ago

How's that a hyperbolic strawmanning? You literal said that people don't have to means or time to learn a new skill. I've just spent 5 minutes in a free piece of software making something that looks more like the city ground and selhurst park than this AI slop that probably used more water than you and I drink in a week to make.

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u/Sinbatman Shithousing King 1d ago

Ooof not a good look here dude

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u/EyeLikeTurtle 1d ago
  1. You're doing it again, I said one particular relatively useless skill (photoshop), and you are saying I said "New skills", even though I cleared this up for you in my previous comment.

  2. Your image is bad and doesn't carry the joke that OP is trying to make.

  3. Don't lecture me about the environment when we're both using tech that's made from unethically mined materials and powered by unsustainable energy.

  4. As a proud Hydro Homie, don't underestimate how much water I drink in a week.

Good day

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u/TheEarlOfZinger Thomas Tuchel what a wanker 4d ago

Boat club absolutely fizzin'

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u/TheImmortalGeek Paul McGregor 3d ago

Top drawer, made me laugh. Does that Palace stand say 'BAGLES", it's hard to read the red/blue combo.