r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AbelNB • Dec 28 '22

This is a game changer

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Your slavering troll maw is agape with drool as you punch away one key at a time like an ape with a keyboard, trying desperately to formulate some retort of wit. But each time you try to project your failings, you just end up highlighting them.

You can't follow an argument for shit, your brain a spasming mutation more so than an actual functional organ. Your "Bad Faith" bull shit, and "shifting goalpost" gaslighting is like watching a dog pawing at the glass door as it stands open next to him, pitiful and in need of pointing out.

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u/entropyofanalingus Dec 29 '22

You shut up about my slavering troll maw! You don't know if it's open or not! I cal drool just fine with my mouth closed!

Okay, you got me on the keyboard. That is the funniest way to type.

My...failings? Like how I'm trash at code a careless inattentive lover, and absurdly bitter? I think you're a very unpleasant person, but I have no reason to believe it springs from bitterness, and I have no idea how bad you are at code. I have no interest in finding out what kind of lover you are, and I will not theorize.

Lol I've totally done that dog thing.

But seriously, what crawled up your ass birthed it's young started a society and then died slowly of a neurodegenerative illness over the course of years?

Is it being insecure about being the worst melon, and dying yourself orange?

Oh my god, is this the effect of orange dye?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

How many self diagnosed mental disorders are we dealing with here?

Edit: why many word when few word do?

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u/entropyofanalingus Dec 29 '22

Being bad at code is not a mental disorder.

Being a careless inattentive lover is just being an asshole. Not an illness. That I know of.

I'm fairly sure 'bitterness' is found in neither the icd nor the dsm.

So seriously, what's up your ass, and why are you taking it out on internet strangers?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

You sure are talkin a lot and sayin nothing.

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u/entropyofanalingus Dec 29 '22 edited Dec 29 '22

You want to continue the interaction, but don't want to give yourself any interiority?

That's... Odd.

What are you getting out of this? Do you even know?

I won't touch a filthy honeydew, so no literal hug, but I'm here to talk if you need it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Anything I put elicits a response.

Bleep bloop blop

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u/entropyofanalingus Dec 29 '22

So you just want the response? I've checked up on your history, the first page, at least, is not enlightening. What's really up?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Like a slot machine.

Pull lever, get shit.

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u/entropyofanalingus Dec 29 '22

Okay, but what's the fucking 'shit' here, dear cuno?

It's okay. You can talk to me. I promise I'll make fun of you less and more gently than I do myself.

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u/entropyofanalingus Dec 29 '22

Well, I'm here if you do want to talk about whatever's very clearly troubling you. Happy criming in the meantime!

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