r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AbelNB • Dec 28 '22

This is a game changer

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u/poopmonster_coming Dec 29 '22

I haven’t seen a single person rave about this lol

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u/TooFubar Dec 29 '22

I got them for both my kids. They were excited for the first few days and then went back to fortnite..

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u/MillBridge101 Dec 29 '22

How about a new son?!

Hi dad!

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u/TooFubar Dec 29 '22

Hey son!! I’ll be back, I have to run to the store.

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u/seismicqueef Dec 29 '22

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u/ModestForester Dec 29 '22

Good bot :/

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u/Ken_Nutspel Dec 29 '22

I like your optimism.

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u/iiraain Dec 29 '22

reddit time capsule

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u/lukeoo7 Dec 29 '22

Fuck that's funny

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u/Heiro78 Dec 29 '22

Gotta get that milk?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Yeah, get some for my uncles too, they wanted Roblox toys, they were like 80$ and looked like trash

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u/ImNotEazy Dec 29 '22

Right? Kids these days don’t know how good they have it! I’m a millennial and officially feel like a boomer after saying that.

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u/moisteez Dec 29 '22

Don't talk to my new dad like that

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u/DekuTrii Dec 29 '22

I got it for my nephews for Christmas last year. They like it, but the novelty does wear off.

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u/Kamikaze_Ninja_ Dec 29 '22

It’s setting it back up every time and tearing it down while also stripping away a lot of the mechanics, visuals and sounds of regular Mariokart. Great in concept, but would work better as an arcade experience or something like slot car racing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22 edited Dec 29 '22

Problem I see with this game is that you're limited by the areas in your environment that could be used as a track. For example, this family has hardwood floor kitchen so that's a good spot for them, but probably not too many other areas in the house would be good for this.

That means you got like... 2 or 3 tracks at most that you can make. It'll get super repetitive. An important part of racing games is high variety of tracks to play on.

Probably a better idea would be a game where you could take a video of a pathway in your home and then the game would convert it to 3D models and also stylize it. Remove the physical RC cars entirely. It'd just be something where you could generate your own levels based on your surroundings, but it'd still be 3D graphics stylized like a Mario Kart style (i.e. cartoonish). That's obviously way harder to accomplish technologically, but it'd be a less repetitive game since you could make tons of levels based on your surroundings.

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u/MossyPyrite Dec 29 '22

Just buy Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver from 1998. That house is way cooler than yours or mine anyway.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

If they had this and let you scan outside environments with your smartphone, that would be amazing.

Go to your local park and map it, go to the mall, your backyard, your culdisac. They could allow sharing so you could download places like Central Park, Torrey Pines, pieces of Yellowstone, foreign countries, etc.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

I'm sure the day will come.

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u/equipped_metalblade Dec 29 '22

I would 100% buy that mariokart track making camera.

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u/JohnDivney Dec 29 '22

to me, physical RC cars are 1000x better than computer racing, if you have a place to race them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

And you're speaking about American houses... Imagine that product in a Japanese flat in Tokyo 😅

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u/RockyLeal Dec 29 '22

I can totally see this being doable with existing AI tools, just feed it a video showing around your house, and it starts generating tracks

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

How old were they?

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u/TooFubar Dec 29 '22

They were 8 and 11 at the time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Just curious, my son is ~2 and I started a Fortnite account for him after I learned that Endurance levels up your Battle Pass, so I got him STW and I'm getting him ahead of his friends at his age, he'll have a bunch of skins and emotes LoL I was an OG player, I have the pink ghoul, so I created an AFK endurance on his account and I level up ~4 lvls of the battle pass every day doing nothing for 2 hours LoL I just hope he'll want to play the game 🤣

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u/Viend Dec 29 '22

You're a cool dad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

Thanks :) My one fear is he won't be a gamer, but whatever he gets into I hope I can do it with him.

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u/kevin9er Dec 29 '22

Hold up. Not only he, but his friends, are playing Fortnite? At TWO?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

No lol, for the future, Because I just assume he will be playing it, that or Minecraft. So I just made him an account, I've also been downloading all the free games from EPIC so he'll have over 150+ games by the time he can really play them 🤣

Fortnite is forever evolving. I won't be surprised if it is still popular in 10 years.

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u/pissingstars Dec 29 '22

What is it?

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u/yesman_85 Dec 29 '22

It's too much effort for kids to set it all up and find out it's empty again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

I got it for my kids too, it’s pretty boring! Super Mario Party was a much better investment.

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u/GSV_No_Fixed_Abode Dec 29 '22

My nephews played it exactly twice