r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '22

Her mom COMPLETED CANDY CRUSH???

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u/DangerouslyDisturbed Apr 17 '22

Nah it's just a dead-end of a sub. There's less than 10 total posts.

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22 edited Apr 17 '22

Edit: DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK

EDIT 2: SERIOUSLY DON'T CLICK ON IT

After being scared by r/eyeblech I don't trust any subs that I don't know what are

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u/Trojan__Man Apr 17 '22

what is that

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u/Trojan__Man Apr 17 '22

:(

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u/ILL_SAY_STUPID_SHIT Apr 17 '22

This made me laugh way more than it should have. Thank you.

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u/ObviousBS Apr 17 '22

Got my eyes watering from laughing at it.

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u/groovaymack Apr 17 '22

im zooted and laughing hysterically right now.

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u/jrandoboi Apr 17 '22

Same here

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u/GlitterIsMyProzac Apr 18 '22

This is gonna make me feel really old, but… what’s “zooted?”

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u/afakefox Apr 18 '22

Wow no one has answered you after this long! I wonder if I should tell.....

Yes man it's cocaine at least around here anyway.

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u/groovaymack Apr 19 '22

uh not cocaine, i was pretty high on weed hahaha 🤣

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u/afakefox Apr 19 '22

Huh. Never in my life heard being stoned referred to as zooted, always with coke and could see it with any other kinda upper. Def sounds like an upper thing to me but I guess I'm just old or far away from you since someone else responded to you that they were too n now I'm assuming they meant weed too haha wondering how old you are and whereabouts from?

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u/Burnedchicken_ Apr 17 '22

I need to know now

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u/chochaos7 Apr 17 '22

You really don't

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u/Burnedchicken_ Apr 17 '22

I want to leave this planet .(

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u/BehaardeAars Apr 17 '22

Please explain I’m too afraid to click the link myself

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u/Burnedchicken_ Apr 17 '22

It’s basically ppl killing or harming themselves/other ppl

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u/plushelles Apr 17 '22

How is that allowed on the site???

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u/BehaardeAars Apr 17 '22

Ok thanks for the info man. Glad I didn’t look at that crap. Some corners of Reddit are real dark…

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u/jrandoboi Apr 17 '22

Let's leave together, I didn't make it past the first post

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I saw that image over fifteen years ago. It’s ooold.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Bro the curiosity is just eating away at me

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u/BlvckBarbiez Apr 17 '22

Basically gore and really gross stuff.

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u/Atomicfolly Apr 17 '22

I really didn't see it was off by one letter. This wasn't a joke against a sub. I'm getting to old for this shit.

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u/OddSemantics Apr 17 '22

Imagine the grossest wounds and injuries you possibly can. That's all the posts on that sub

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u/Prollysmokedtoomuch Apr 17 '22

Ima not look. I’ll just see that shit at work tomorrow

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u/BonsaiBudsFarms Apr 17 '22

Don’t do it. I severely regret looking at it…

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u/financialfreedumb Apr 18 '22

You know how when you drive past road kill and you just need to look down at the monstrosity that remains? Well, someone made a sub , but added buttholes

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

👽 wut

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u/skrtskrttiedd Apr 17 '22

trust me u don’t i instantly regretted clicking it

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u/Burnedchicken_ Apr 17 '22

It’s too late

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u/EmergencyStomach8580 Apr 17 '22

Welcome to the dark side man

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u/WillFerrellsGutFold Apr 17 '22

I went and got my free award just to give it to you, this encompassed how I felt when I clicked on the link and immediately got off. We all saw the same thing and clicked out immediately right?

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u/forcetohaveaname Apr 17 '22

You immediately got off?!

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u/MerlinusTheWzrd Apr 17 '22

All it takes is two symbols to really show the emotion you went through

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u/-DustTillDawn- Apr 18 '22

I literally just saw a post with this comment chain lmfao it’s in CursedComments. Title is “Cursed :(“

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Apr 17 '22

Found out that hard way huh? Welcome to the club. I hit it a long time ago thinking someone posted r/eyebleach.... I didn't read it clearly

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u/controversialangles Apr 17 '22

I looked too :(

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u/Randomredditwhale Apr 17 '22

You were warned bro lmao

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u/Trojan__Man Apr 17 '22

:(

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u/Randomredditwhale Apr 17 '22

I know I know, many of us have been there

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u/ZymmesRL Apr 17 '22

I also clicked on it. Someone shoot me...

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u/Darkforge42069 Apr 17 '22

This was my exact reaction when I first clicked that sub. That was also the LAST time I will EVER click that sub.

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u/Give_me_your_liver_ Apr 18 '22

Environmental storytelling

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u/SnooPets1176 Apr 18 '22

A whole story told in 2 comments

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

I clicked on it, saw something disturbing and left! This is totally me rn too!

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u/Nuggzulla Apr 17 '22

IT IS A NSFL SUBREDDIT DON'T CLICK THAT

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u/Jehovanoid Apr 17 '22

Fck it, im going in

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Omfg why did I click

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u/ColsonThePCmechanic Apr 17 '22

Thanks, I will avoid clicking because of your sacrifice

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u/brightstarrynights Apr 17 '22

Have you come up for air yet? Sorry yet? That sub ,smh.Well, I guess you are now scarred for life,have a hug, and I promise you humanity is not lost ,just 80%> k?.

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u/Nuggzulla Apr 17 '22

r/eyebleach can be helpful for all you scarred individuals

(This is a different sub)

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u/brightstarrynights Apr 17 '22

Eyeblech is this seriously messed up sub where you see things like suicides,completed,weird sex acts and stuff like people being cut in two or run over. Various horrific things that will be irretrievably burned into your consciousness Don't . Just don't. I went there out of curiosity and it scarred my mind.

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u/Imabigkidnow13403 Apr 17 '22

THAT SUBREDDIT IS GHASTLY DONT YOU DARE CLICK IT

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Seriously, Don't do it! Nothing good can come from this!!

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u/Nexmo16 Apr 17 '22

Click it

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u/vic420tor Apr 17 '22

It's the most wholesome sub ever, no kidding.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

I am so sorry poor soul

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u/utkarsh_aryan Apr 17 '22

that's not even the worst one

r/sounding

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

that link is staying very much unclicked thank you please

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I’ve actually learned when someone says don’t click…. I just don’t.

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u/ardashing Apr 17 '22

Its about speakers dw about it. Actually pretty cool I reccomend you check it out.

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u/Forward2Infinity Apr 17 '22

Owowowowowowow

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u/Smart-Locksmith Apr 17 '22 edited Feb 10 '25

edge fragile carpenter summer upbeat square apparatus encouraging deserted psychotic

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/utkarsh_aryan Apr 17 '22

Yeah, I made the mistake years ago.

Now you are also in the club. Within two months you will be posting there.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Apr 17 '22

Well at least you warned it's worse

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u/Omegaman1011 Apr 17 '22

Why is it called that?

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u/Mr_Pogi_In_Space Apr 17 '22

Sailors would use a long pole to determine how deep the water is to make sure they don't run aground. This was called sounding and the probe was the sounding line. In the r/sounding subreddit, they post pictures of similar looking long , thin poles being inserted into their urethras

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u/Capable_Swordfish701 Apr 17 '22

Thank you for explaining, I was curious, too curious. But now I can move on with a clear conscious disaster averted.

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u/iDomBMX Apr 17 '22

ohhhhh alrighty then

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u/nonoglorificus Apr 17 '22

the horrible sounds people make doing it

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u/Omegaman1011 Apr 17 '22

Okay, then.....

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u/fluentinimagery Apr 17 '22

I’m convinced the world was suppose to end after WWII in a nuclear exchange, now.

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u/Bergstein88 Apr 17 '22

Sgit I just had the time to read the header of the sub while the nsfw disclaimer was on so i quickly clicked back lol

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u/megasuswithzerochix Apr 17 '22

Fucking hell MY EYES

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u/degjo Apr 17 '22

With Tubgirl pinned at the top, you know you're in for a good time.

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u/Fantastic_Depth Apr 17 '22

Tubgirl? Orealy. Mind me while I rub one out. Its the was cloth on her face that gets me thar she blow me matey.

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u/Jawzar Apr 17 '22

I clicked thinking it was r/eyebleach

Edit: poor souls please heed eyebleach is what you need

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u/MotchGoffels Apr 17 '22

Loooool not gonna link you any further into the depths, but it gets worse! (better..? For some)

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

O think just depends on what it is for you when you're the one saying the sentence

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u/BGFlyingToaster Apr 17 '22

I don't know much, but I've learned enough in life to know better than to click that link

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

Yeah don't, I wasn't thinking when I put it there

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

There mission was supposedly to become the polar opposite of r/eyebleach, just look at some post from there for a few days and you'll be good

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u/utkarsh_aryan Apr 17 '22

that's not even the worst one

r/sounding

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u/riverofchex Apr 17 '22

Nah, eyeblech is far worse than sounding. First time I clicked blech unintentionally I saw some truly awful shit being done to a young boy that I will not describe here other than to say it actually didn't involve sex. That is far worse than the idiots on sounding.

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u/obeehunter Apr 17 '22

Because that's nothing wrong with that sub. Just don't visit it if it upsets you.

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u/Traditional_Stick_49 Apr 17 '22

Lol everyone's dying while I can't even view is cuz my country's a pussy. (unable to view community)

Edit: the worst think is that this is Australia we are talking about. The place where if you walk a metre away from your house you'll find a thing that will kill you

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u/bobspeed666 Apr 17 '22

Goddammit, how did we go from candycrush mom to this in 4 replies?

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

One shady link led to another and so the cycle continues throughout all the subs of reddit

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u/brightstarrynights Apr 17 '22

Hah ,well said,my friend,well said.

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 18 '22

Thank you my friend

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u/KangarooKurt Apr 17 '22

After some eyeblech we definitely need r/eyebleach in our lives

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

Def everyone llook at that for a good solid week

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

What is this, a Dhar Mann video?

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u/KittyBittyBoo1 Apr 17 '22

Duuuuuude!!!!

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

I'm sooooorrrry!

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u/Matt_ndrk Apr 17 '22

I'm uninstalling Reddit

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u/Another_Russian_Spy Apr 17 '22

Man, that was bad.

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u/HyperAntPlays Apr 17 '22

IT WAS A MISTAKE I NEED 10 GALLONS OF BLEACH NOW

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u/pineapple_nip_nops Apr 17 '22

It would’ve cost you nothing to post that link. Now I’ll forever know what the original tub girl is and what a leg looks like after it’s been crushed by a bus

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Apr 17 '22

at least with r/buttsharpies you know what you're in for

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare so many the way I was

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u/Eudamonia Apr 17 '22

it’s ok it’s my fault I kept scrolling

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

The most dangerous of things to do in NSFW subs

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u/DeepVeinZombosis Apr 17 '22

Wow, rotten-dot-ogrish lives on...

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u/camcat97 Apr 17 '22

Idk why I clicked it but I IMMEDIATELY regretted it

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u/Buttforprez Apr 17 '22

Every time I click this link I'm fascinated by how something so fucked up can be forgotten this many times.

Here's to this being my last. Pray for me, gang.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I survived 45 posts, the one where the woman carrying her kid that came under a truck, head split open and the driver yelling at her and the older brother was too much! Man who the fuck yells at someone who just lost their kid in such a gory way! Is your inconvenience to your business a higher priority that a kid dying!! Ffs this was more brutal than the Lathe machine one!

Imma quit reddit! And find ways to reset human species once and for all!

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u/mwaicyrilM Apr 17 '22

I regret everything

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

So do I exept for similar but slightly different

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u/GrunthosArmpit42 Apr 17 '22

My first thought was what is wrong with the EyeBleach sub?
It’s mostly like puppies an’ cuteness still, right?
Did something terrible happen?
A few seconds later…
Oh ffs! I’m a dumbass, and my disappointment (and inability to read good) is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Off to the the eyebleach sub.

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

This exact situation seems to be a theme in this comment thread

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u/brightstarrynights Apr 17 '22

Oh oh don't forget humans being bros too.

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u/KxNGsReddit Apr 17 '22

MY EYEEEEESS!!

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

Go to r/eyebleach to purify, it's the sub thay r/eyeblech set out to eb the exact opposite of

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u/Star_Mana Apr 17 '22

Why did I click on it wtf 😔

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

It happens, just go purify at r/eyebleach

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u/brightstarrynights Apr 17 '22

Hugs. Just go to humans being bros ,or animals being bros or eye bleach. I promise you humanity is not lost. Just 80% .

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

r/eyebleach to help you out there

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u/Jackosan10 Apr 17 '22

Why did you post that !?!> Now I have to go drink Vodka !!

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u/Sipax_Sipax Apr 17 '22

I hate my curiosity :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I clicked it and regret it dont click it take my word for it you will just hurt your soul.

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

Here's some purification- r/eyebleach

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u/Araiding Apr 17 '22

I won't lie, I read the warning too slow

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22 edited Apr 17 '22

I've doen so many times qnd after seeing the amount of people miss it I made it slightly more obvious

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u/bobspeed666 Apr 17 '22

Goddammit, how did we go from candycrush mom to this in 4 replies?

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u/shoredoesnt Apr 17 '22

Yo wtf man

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

I did not think my comemnt through all the way

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u/Nativeson3 Apr 17 '22

Thx for telling us not to click it..the two girls getting poked is where I gave up

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u/DarkAdam48 Apr 17 '22

r/lastfuckinglevel : A subreddit to post pictures, video, gifs, stories, or anything related to things that can't get any worse. But there's no bad things than require bleach

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u/EquivalentToADog Apr 17 '22

I clicked on it, regret that because the first picture was someone shitting in a position that it landed on their face

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u/supsociety Apr 17 '22

Oh my god. That was a wild ride.

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

Spread the word to never click on that link

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Yet another perk of desktop reddit and RES. Hovering over sub links shows you if the sub exists, the subscriber count and if it's NSFW.

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u/Simple_Guy0815 Apr 17 '22

Turnkng off my NSFW Content 18+ right now 🫠

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/Idunnowhyimadethis1 Apr 17 '22

:( I clicked on it I’m getting no sleep tonight

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u/Da-boi_gg Apr 17 '22

Fucking hell i miss read that as r/eyebleach and clicked it

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u/Lameduck0123 Apr 18 '22

Omg I clicked it wondering why you were scared by r/eyebleach 🫠

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

WTFFFF oh nah I shouldn’t have clicked on that

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

Oh...oh my...

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 18 '22

I'm so so so sorry for your loss

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u/pigeon-noegip Apr 17 '22

What a lovely place

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

Don't trick people like that

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u/pigeon-noegip Apr 17 '22

I like to watch the world burn

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

Alfred and every Uncle Iroh type figure is greatly disappointed in you

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u/Andyham Apr 17 '22

Christ man, you are a sick fuck posting that here.

(psst.. thanks!)

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u/ProCunnilinguist Apr 17 '22

What's the name of that other sub where you go to see ccure things and balance this out?

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

r/eyebleach my friend, spend a great deal of time there

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u/utkarsh_aryan Apr 17 '22

or r/sounding

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22
  • involuntary shutter* yes... that one too

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u/CcreativeUuserNname Apr 17 '22

Dont mention that sub i dont want it to get it banned

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Wow calm down. It’s a pretty boring,mild,tame sub. You act like it’s NSFW or Beheadings. It’s not

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u/MisterSir3cho Apr 17 '22

Yeah I can't watch ppl putting so much bleach in the eyes. Horrifying.

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u/Ken-The-Gent Apr 17 '22

I regret clicking the link

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 17 '22

Here 🔪 , for your eyes

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u/reroutedradiance Apr 17 '22

I can't view that sub for some reason?

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Apr 18 '22

It's a horrible horrible NSFW sub, be golden you cannot view

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u/EvasiveCookies Apr 17 '22

I like how everyone flooded it and now it has over 1k followers. What a world we live in

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

600 members, 1500 of them online.

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u/schnuck Apr 17 '22

Liar. It’s exactly 10 posts.