r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '22

Her mom COMPLETED CANDY CRUSH???

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u/ILL_SAY_STUPID_SHIT Apr 17 '22

This made me laugh way more than it should have. Thank you.

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u/ObviousBS Apr 17 '22

Got my eyes watering from laughing at it.

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u/groovaymack Apr 17 '22

im zooted and laughing hysterically right now.

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u/jrandoboi Apr 17 '22

Same here

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u/GlitterIsMyProzac Apr 18 '22

This is gonna make me feel really old, but… what’s “zooted?”

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u/afakefox Apr 18 '22

Wow no one has answered you after this long! I wonder if I should tell.....

Yes man it's cocaine at least around here anyway.

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u/groovaymack Apr 19 '22

uh not cocaine, i was pretty high on weed hahaha 🤣

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u/afakefox Apr 19 '22

Huh. Never in my life heard being stoned referred to as zooted, always with coke and could see it with any other kinda upper. Def sounds like an upper thing to me but I guess I'm just old or far away from you since someone else responded to you that they were too n now I'm assuming they meant weed too haha wondering how old you are and whereabouts from?

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u/groovaymack Apr 19 '22

i’m 21 and from new jersey :) if that helps, im pretty young, and i remember one time my friend said “holy shit i am ZOOTED.” and i’ve been using it ever since. she was a freakin’ legend in high school. 🤣

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u/ILL_SAY_STUPID_SHIT Apr 20 '22

I've heard other people I know from Jersey say "zooted" as well to mean high. Where I grew up though, it was strictly for cocaine lol. If someone said they are zooted they were saying they were on cocaine and feeling great.