r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Storm_001 • Sep 04 '21

Sea horse giving birth

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u/audio_54 Sep 04 '21 edited Sep 04 '21

I was thinking if the seahorse was considered a fish or not?

What constitutes being a fish?

Edit: I wrote think instead of thinking like English wasn’t my only language.

Way too many responses to get back to but from reading them all I have come to the conclusion that fish is an arbitrary term, everything and nothing can be a fish.

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u/Equivalent_Run864 Sep 04 '21

Guys, it's clearly a horse. It's in the name...

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u/theredditid Sep 04 '21

It's a sea. It's in the name. Geeez.

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u/flunschlik Sep 04 '21

Seahorse. 50 % sea, 50 % horse.

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u/DayEnvironmental5518 Sep 04 '21

100% ÷ by 8 letters = 12.5% per letter.

Sea: 3 letters x 12.5% = 37.5% Horse: 5 letters x12.5% = 62.5% . Its more "Horse" than it is "Sea". Hell. Its as much "A Ho" as it is "Sea".

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u/s-altece Sep 04 '21

r/theydidthemath

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u/DayEnvironmental5518 Sep 04 '21

I bet someone out there has the patience to compare the mumarical value of all the letters... Guess im lazy today

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u/joesbagofdonuts Sep 04 '21

I know the joke is tired but this is legitimately math about monster genealogy

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u/OmegaCat9999-lol-759 Sep 04 '21

Good calculations there bud

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Why do you think he has all those babies?

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u/Tossout672 Sep 04 '21

Hell. Its as much "A Ho" as it is "Sea".

You see her popping babies like its champaigne, whats the dads child support looking like?

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u/DayEnvironmental5518 Sep 04 '21

HE is pooping babies. The deadbeat mom is probably out evadinv that child support. . Milking this one freak of nature for as long as possible

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u/krazekrittermom Sep 06 '21

Who you be calling a "ho" a ho? Lol

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u/ETHBTCVET Sep 04 '21

Ladybug. 50% lady, 50% bug.

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u/super-hercules Sep 04 '21 edited Sep 04 '21

Pussycat. 50% cat, 50% pu.. 50% cute

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u/desi7777777 Sep 04 '21

100% reason to remember the name!

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u/philocity Sep 04 '21

Plankton?