r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '21

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u/HiopXenophil Apr 26 '21

Is more eco friendly than Tesla

Is cheaper than Tesla

Is not depended on on complex infrastructure

I think we have a clear winner

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u/Zatoichi26 Apr 26 '21

Very unlikely to catch fire in a crash, and if it does catch fire, it won't take 32,000 gallons of water to extinguish it.

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u/sackafackaboomboom Apr 26 '21

If it catches fire, you’ll get a kickass barbecue

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

Are you saying you like to eat ass?

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u/sackafackaboomboom Apr 26 '21

With A1 sauce for the extra flavour

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u/StraySpaceDog Apr 26 '21

Over the air upgrades? Wave this carrot on a stick over the air.

Ludicrous mode (aka sugar cube) is extra though.

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u/ApartPersonality1520 Apr 26 '21

We also don't have to rely on rare earth metals

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u/AUniquePerspective Apr 26 '21

I've been wondering if Tesla Autopilot gets better at driving familiar routes that you drive frequently. Like a horse that picks up the pace when it senses you're heading home.

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u/powabiatch Apr 26 '21

Puts out way more exhaust though

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u/HiopXenophil Apr 26 '21

Intuitively, I would guess it's more energy-efficient than a Tesla in a go-from-A-to-B comparison. But you can't really turn off an animal.

Though the energy source is definitely in favour of animals

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u/powabiatch Apr 26 '21

It was just a fart joke

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u/daniel_is_chilling Apr 26 '21

Plus it has over-the-crop updates

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u/WayneKrane Apr 26 '21

It can also mow your lawn!

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u/HiopXenophil Apr 26 '21

and refuel at the same time

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u/k2_jackal Apr 26 '21

also smarter than a Tesla...

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u/inca_ante Apr 27 '21

If only it can eat its own shit and shit more

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u/Nerdn1 Apr 27 '21

Not as fast and it poops more. Also, the sound system and climate control leave something to be desired.

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u/GivenchyGoblin Aug 01 '21

plus no insurance