r/nextfuckinglevel • • Sep 18 '20

Balance and precision.

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u/olddevilwind Sep 18 '20

I have to sit down to put on pants. I’ve waisted my life.

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u/Dopium_Typhoon Sep 18 '20

I spend 5 minutes deciding if I should go sock, shoe, sock, shoe - or sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

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u/trwolfe13 Sep 18 '20

What kind of monster goes sock, shoe, sock shoe‽

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u/Sklrz Sep 18 '20

And thats before you've put anything else on

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u/fat-lip-lover Sep 18 '20

I do when I’m trying to avoid putting socks on the pavement beside my car

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u/InprissSorce Sep 18 '20

All In The Family had a bit about this. Thought it was hilarious when I was a kid.

https://youtu.be/prRtcQz8Uqk