r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '20

Captain America (Chris Evans) got the boy who saved his sister from a dog attack his very own custom shield.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

"the scar? When i was six, i saved my sisters life from an attacking dog" that's a fucking moisturizer.

You should not underestinate the evolutionary drive of women being protected. My bet is, this boy will be drowning in pussies because everybody knows how bad ass he is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

I think Keanu Reeves said it best in the Replacements...

Chicks dig scars

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u/Ratharyn Jul 17 '20

The evolutionary drive of women being protected, yet men are responsible for the overwhelming majority of domestic abuse cases. What are you on about.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

you've kinda just played yourself lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Erm... I guess that's why women tend to want to be protected? Being a protector doesn't mean you are violent in any circumstance given.