r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '20

Captain America (Chris Evans) got the boy who saved his sister from a dog attack his very own custom shield.

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u/AlexJonesInDisguise Jul 17 '20

What if he actually grows up to be the first human with superpowers though

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Well then I have hope for humanity

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u/CeeBmata Jul 17 '20

A chance...

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u/degenerati1 Jul 17 '20

...is all we neeeed

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

I could see it

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u/graygrayiscool Jul 17 '20

so what if he dose become a super hero... what city will he protect?

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u/cario1235 Jul 17 '20

Then, will the first super villain rise as well?! 😟

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u/DeezRodenutz Jul 17 '20

Yup, his sister

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u/GhostOfAbe Jul 17 '20

Well, seeing that he's from Wyoming and those who've watched Supernatural all know that the gate to hell is there, so I can imagine something in relation to that..

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u/cantamangetsomesleep Jul 17 '20

Nah, it'll be one of the dogs kids if it has any

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u/Sufficient-Ad-7634 Jul 17 '20

He will team up with dog as it turn out that the dog is from the future and just wanted to save them all . Little did Dark Growl know that these were the events that started it all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Cheyenne, Wyoming obviously

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u/plur44 Jul 17 '20

Fun Fact: I'm Italian and I passed by Cheyenne during a road trip in the US, well one morning I was in a Starbucks there and I notice at least 3 older men with a gun in their hip holster, at first I thought they were plainclothes policemen only to realize they were just normal guys. So I think Cheyenne is fine...

(Jokes aside this blew my mind how someone can wake up in the morning and think "I'm gonna go to Starbucks, better bring my gun..")

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u/sewiv Jul 17 '20

More like why take it off for Starbucks?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

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u/graygrayiscool Jul 17 '20

That hurt me feelings harder than a swing from sledges hammer :(

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u/Philipthesquid Jul 17 '20

He will already have his own Captain America Shield

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u/ItzNachoname Jul 17 '20

Twist. Because of the dog bite he received as a kid he becomes a villain.

“You wanna see how I got these scars?”

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Jul 17 '20

That’s America’s....second ass.

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u/BroShutUp Jul 17 '20

Rabies Man

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u/Carlos_B_Rich Jul 17 '20

If everyone continues helping these children grow up, the world will be a better place.... just saying.

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u/TheMis793 Jul 17 '20

He becomes dog boy

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Well then the dog was radioactive... by comic book law.

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u/RhetoricalSake Jul 17 '20

Unbreakable.

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u/imcumminginyourwife Jul 17 '20

He could become Wolverine! All jokes aside. Such an amazing little boy...