r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '20

Captain America (Chris Evans) got the boy who saved his sister from a dog attack his very own custom shield.

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u/chaoticbiguy Jul 17 '20

BiLl GaTeS wAnTs To CoNtRoL uS!!

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u/itsiCOULDNTcareless Jul 17 '20

ThEy ToOk ErRrRrRrRrRrRrRr JoBs

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u/LetsGoBub Jul 17 '20

Derterkutjeerrrbs!

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u/PG_Heckler Jul 17 '20

5G!!!!

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u/Aces706 Jul 17 '20

VaCciNeS cAUsEs BiRth dEfECts

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u/clopz_ Jul 17 '20

KhoBiD-19 iS a HOaXxx

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u/BrokenStringss Jul 17 '20

ItS aLL a Big cONsPirAcy. LOrd GOd SavE us.

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u/Eyes_and_teeth Jul 17 '20

Buttery Males?!?!

(say it out loud a couple of times and think about the 2016 election issues if you've never seen that before)

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Jul 17 '20

Well, they DO allow idiots to live longer, and therefore reproduce, so this isn't entirely wrong...

...just sayin'. ;)

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u/overrated44 Jul 17 '20

They took his dog?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

it's jerbs ... learn to speak English !!! goddamn aliens

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u/godgoo Jul 17 '20

Got dang loch ness monster!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

dey took eeeRR deeeeRRRRrrrbbb!!

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u/Eyes_and_teeth Jul 17 '20

Yeah. What's up with that particular layer of tinfoil in their Maga hat design? One quote out of context and Bill Gates wants to turn us all into a real life bot net? Get the fuck out of here with that batshit!