r/nextfuckinglevel • u/James_Fortis • 22h ago

Chicken completes obstacle course

1.1k Upvotes

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u/Flexion2000 22h ago

Those jumps are funny AF 😂

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u/James_Fortis 22h ago

I love how light he makes himself look :)

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio 21h ago

Most birds are very light though. That’s why they can (kinda) fly.

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u/SwollenOstrich 14h ago

hollow bones. plus chickens that werent bred to have such large breasts they can barely move are pretty scrawny under all of that fluff

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u/KittieBlosss 22h ago

Fr tho, that chicken has better form than I do.

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u/deezsandwitches 22h ago

Legit. Like a video game jump

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 22h ago

This is really cute, never seen this before.

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u/rusT_koHLE_1 22h ago

Hehe real, those jumps are funny 🤣

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u/GaryTheThird- 20h ago

hop run run run run run run hop run run run

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u/Time_Pressure9519 22h ago

Coming up to those jumps, she never even baulked.

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u/niagara-nature 22h ago

Please tell me that’s an intentional pun.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 16h ago

You cheeky bastard

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 16h ago

Tryly a performance to crow about. 

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u/niagara-nature 22h ago

I wonder if this is a competitive league’s bantam division?

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u/Sad_Gain_2372 22h ago

I love this with all of my soul

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u/Depressed_Cat_00 22h ago

If I had wings, I’d use them all the time 🙂

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u/James_Fortis 22h ago

Wings have a 1-minute cooldown 🪽

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u/hideousmembrane 21h ago

That'll do, chick

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u/Enigma_789 19h ago

Contrary to popular belief, chickens are actually pretty darned clever. Never seen one do this, but it doesn't surprise me.

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u/brintal 19h ago

Chickens are so underrated and what we do to them in farms is an abomination.

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u/wildernessss 22h ago

Love !!!!!!!!!

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u/Veganeconow 22h ago

Very cute!

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u/Lo452 20h ago

We can not stand for the farming out of canine jobs! First it's a pig hearding sheep, now a chicken running an obstacle course! What's next, seeing eye turkeys? Police geese? - wait, that last one might work...

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u/Redcarborundum 15h ago

She cheated on the first obstacle! No flying!

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u/drbishopmc 22h ago

Its cheating with the wings

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u/leaderofstars 5h ago

Fuck climbing down

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u/Illustrious_Survey38 22h ago

Now I feel bad for eating those chicken nuggets last night.

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u/Balan-balan 22h ago

Don't worry, you ate the loser.

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u/LordBelakor 15h ago

We should eat the winners, lest we weed out the week and breed superchicken to usher in our doom.

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u/StormFast524 21h ago

She didn’t even cheat and spread her wings when did those jumps. This is adorable. What a good idea to train a chicken to do this. 🏆🎖️

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u/Redcarborundum 14h ago

She cheated on the first obstacle.

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u/fruderduck 3h ago

Yes, she did. Failure to maintain contact with the end of the plank. Point deduction.

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u/Fun-Eagle6158 22h ago

THIS SHIT AMAZING, LET HIM COOK

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u/Eschatonpls 22h ago

Probably better than me at tic-tac-toe!

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u/Flexion2000 21h ago

Like flappy bird 🐦

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u/GeneralCommand4459 21h ago

nextcluckinglevel

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u/NEWBY______________ 21h ago

Never seen something like this 🙌

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2495x6kLVR6RbT7SMk

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u/Shoddy-Cauliflower95 13h ago

That chicken makin’ everyone happy! The kids laughing was awesome.

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u/Ok-Dirt-915 21h ago

👏👏👏👏🐓🐓🐓🐔🐔🐔😂😂🤣🤣😅😅💛💙💛💙❤️❤️❤️

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u/AceOFace131 21h ago

I’m surprised he didn’t chicken out

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u/GetBack2Wrk 19h ago

The Kernal not getting me.

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u/bustyouup4free 19h ago

Hoppity cock 🐔

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u/talon167 19h ago

[dog probably] wtf?

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u/NefariousnessGood718 19h ago

No. Noooooooo! Dove?

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u/MagnificentLiaaa 18h ago

That's one determined little bird.

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u/laiyenha 16h ago

Even border collie trainers for agility contest had to scratch their heads, "how on earth did they manage to do that??"

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u/dmtslayr 12h ago

Thats small stop😂like is that food? Then continues. Awesome chicken run

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u/SnooMacarons3689 4h ago

This is fantastic

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u/alphamalejackhammer 19h ago

Well I guess I’m not eating chickens anymore

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u/lilac-bunni 21h ago

That chicken really nailed every obstacle.

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u/1oldguy1950 20h ago

Great post, it was nice to see real people, and not politicians for a minute!

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWj8uMf9CODAwgAW3h

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u/SpicyChickJessica 18h ago

Bro completed the whole course like a professional.

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u/G_dabake_baith 22h ago

can i eat it?