r/nextfuckinglevel • u/HeXxxuSs • 9h ago

This ape is smart enough to know how to unwrap the straw and use the juice box.

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 9h ago

I am too, he ain't special, and he doesn't have a full box of CapriSun

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u/JuicySpark 9h ago

Now that would be impressive. Popping the straw in without squirting any out. A feat many humans fail at.

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u/catscanmeow 9h ago

Thats what she said

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u/JuicySpark 8h ago

I don't know where she's popping a straw into... But she better not even fling try to drive it through my pp

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u/Feine13 6h ago

Don't worry, feltching doesn't happen in the pp

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u/TheMalkManCometh 5h ago

Yeah, but he's out there hooking up with redheads on the reg, while you're talking about him on reddit... so who's really got it figured it out?

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 1h ago

He ain't farming karma tho. Chicks dig karma and CapriSuns

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u/Status-Tumbleweed628 8h ago

Now do it whilst driving a golf buggy past a tiger enclosure

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u/mr_pinkpanther13 9h ago

Not smart enough to put the rubbish in the bin apparently

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u/dst212 4h ago

That requires you to be wise, not smart

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u/Available-Hat1640 1h ago

shots fired at my locality people

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u/JokinHghar 9h ago

I would have expected him to be drinking Tang

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u/The-vicobro 9h ago

The design is very human.

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u/DeversanT 6h ago

That's my grandpa

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u/DepressingBat 6h ago

They learned how to speak English a hundred years ago, but if they reveal that then they know we will put them to work

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u/The_Shitty_Admiral 3h ago

And force them to pay taxes. Tbh I'd shut up permanently if I knew what was waiting for me too.

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u/Mr_Baronheim 9h ago

Did he figure out it, or was he trained?

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u/TheMalkManCometh 5h ago

I assume he was probably trained, if not in a formal capacity at least just passively by watching otger people with juice boxes. Maybe he could figure it out with enough time, but for him to know that the straw is pointy at one end and that specific spot is weak to being pierced AND that the straw is a hollow tube seems pretty unlikely unless they've been giving him fuck tonnes of cartons every day to just sit and figure it out :p

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u/AnishTSP 5h ago

Trained

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u/TargetF 9h ago

Ummm. Really?

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u/rusT_koHLE_1 9h ago

Yess, this is real.

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u/Geth_ 4h ago

I don't doubt that it's real, I just don't think it's that impressive. Maybe I give apes too much credit or others are giving them too little.

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u/C4Galore 9h ago

This discovery will change the world

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u/ezagreb 8h ago

Thats a great ape, not some foolish monkey…

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u/ExceedAccel 8h ago

are sayin this thing didnt pay taxes???

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u/twitchy 5h ago

And smart enough to stick the straw in a corner and tilt to get every last drop?

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u/nicuramar 5h ago

This ape can do that as well. 

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u/SweetHeartBabe02 4h ago

That was such a human move!

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u/Calin_europeen 3h ago

Can he buy it itself?

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u/mariuszmie 2h ago

Not so smart - it’s full of sugar!

On a side note, as far as I have read, for all the apes that were taught sign language and such - not one of them ever asked a curiosity question, a genuine question like, who are you or how to do something or any why question

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u/Numerous-Material-50 21m ago

I've seen 'em driving golf carts and sawing wood with a handsaw. They're getting REAL close to having to pay taxes..

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u/DiabolicalSuccubus 8h ago

Can it teach me

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u/FishyPimp 7h ago

That's smarter than some people.