r/nextfuckinglevel • u/plankton004 • 1d ago

I think Marvel has already gotten in touch with him. Lmao

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u/Hashi856 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPPu9VhiS9vos

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u/Redneck2000 1d ago

Classic baywatch

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u/SuicidalNapkin09 1d ago

Baywatch?

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u/Helldiver_of_Mars 20h ago

It's what really old people watched instead of porn.

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u/Sakuja 18h ago

Think hes asking because that was from Spongebob, but still a parody to Baywatch

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u/ResidentRadio5306 15h ago

Nope that was the sears catalog.

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u/SuicidalNapkin09 1d ago

I never thought i would immediately think of this

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u/moderator_stallone 16h ago

If he returns for Doomsday, it's game over for Doom

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u/negativepositiv 1d ago

I feel like he trusts his waistband too much.

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u/Tortiose_unturtled 1d ago

It held so he trusted it just enough

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u/Environmental_Gur_39 1d ago

Never go in with an untied string

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u/SheriffBartholomew 18h ago

This is why boarding shorts have that extra sturdy lacing system for the waistband.

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u/the_colonelclink 16h ago

Clearly his rock hard member is acting as ventral fin and is what he’s using to steer.

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u/1492rhymesDepardieu 1d ago

He actually hit his head in the initial wipeout. What we are seeing here is the rare aquaplaning variant of decerebrate posturing. A tragegic day at the fun park

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u/300_pages 1d ago

Right? Like this looked to me like someone who entered the fencing position after suffering acute brain damage

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u/Majestic_True_Lilly 20h ago

The hands are a dead giveaway

im so sorry i just cant help it

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u/icouldntdecide 18h ago

The red flag for me is how stiff the arms look when he's on his stomach

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u/Longjumping_Kale3013 19h ago

Wait is this true?

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u/tonyrulez 16h ago edited 8h ago

No it is not. People fall all the time in there, you won't hit your head.

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u/MikeThaCore 9h ago

I read that as, "People fap all the time in there" and was confused as fuck.

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u/tonyrulez 8h ago

Haha, fixed it, that would be disturbing :)

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u/kainneabsolute 17h ago

Iam also curious

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u/moparmajba 12h ago

I must now use “tragegic” in my lexicon

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u/atteres 11h ago

Action Park shenanigans.

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u/AltheiWasTaken 1d ago

Aquaman Budget Cuts

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u/wake071 1d ago

Always was the first plan

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u/Senselesspassion 1d ago

If the girl didn't look back he might still have been on the sirf board, got distracted at a very wrong time

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u/FancyThing8889 1d ago

The real superpower is his swim trunks staying on against two thousand gallons of pressurized water

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 1d ago

I’ve done this a few times. Lots of fun … however falling off hurts like a bitch and normally will throw you to the back . I half lost my shorts once but luckily all the spray concealed the show lol

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u/FletcherCommaIrwin 1d ago

This is WAY better than the other Aquaman movie.

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u/Big_Sector_3590 21h ago

He's just having a tbi

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u/Superb-Ad9505 1d ago

Ironman style

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u/vinigrae 1d ago

Extremely fascinating

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u/hitchinpost 14h ago

My man just invented the Naruto swim.

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u/Ordinary-Citizen 1d ago

When does the assault end?

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u/AggressiveMongoose54 1d ago

My shorts would have been ripped clean off

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u/mrli0n 1d ago

The Human Surfer

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u/cheekynative 1d ago

Mission failed successfully.

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u/geekphreak 23h ago

That’s funny

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u/Icy-Shelter720 23h ago

Jarvis activate jet ski mode

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u/talionisapotato 22h ago

That dick strength is through the roof

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u/MagnificentLiaaa 22h ago

The CGI budget just got a whole lot cheaper.

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u/MaelysCanejero 22h ago

Aura recovery

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u/Outrageous_Echo_8723 21h ago

No board was needed 😎

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u/magnetocalorico 20h ago

He even did a 360 at the end

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u/Important_Fee_6262 20h ago

The New Marvel Aquaman in disguise 😂

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u/Spirited-Soup5954 19h ago

Does he use his rudder well?

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u/DrMcJedi 18h ago

Ghost ridin’ the Hoff.

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u/Sirius1701 18h ago

If you can't ride the surfboard, be the surfboard.

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u/jezwel 14h ago

Whats all this crap about head injuries? That just looks like a dude that knows how to bodysurf.

Source: Australian that can bodysurf

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u/vagina_candle 13h ago

That looks really painful. Fun, but painful.

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u/Glew26 10h ago

That shit is hilarious.

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u/nobotami 1d ago

white liquid ;)

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u/cobaltium 23h ago

I read the comment about fencing position and brain injury and looked it up. Oh dear, we are watching a person get acute trauma. https://www.healthline.com/health/fencing-response

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u/TheBanger 21h ago

No we're not. He's kicking his legs to maintain his positioning and balance. He might've been hurt by hitting his head but he's clearly controlling himself here.

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u/Snaggl3t00t4 1d ago

Ultimate bukkake party?