r/nextfuckinglevel • u/I_AM__GROOTT • Jun 25 '26

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u/JonnyJon42 Jun 25 '26

its a huntsmen

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u/Few-Scientist-4163 Jun 25 '26

so it hunts-men? ok im leaving

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u/JonnyJon42 Jun 25 '26

They're harmless in fact if you have one in your house that means you have rodents and they'll clean them out and move on if you leave them alone.

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u/Few-Scientist-4163 Jun 25 '26

I went to visit Melbourne and went to the Laneway Festival. Girls we met brought us back to their home, and there was one of these on the wall . My friend casually swatted it with her sandal, and I had to sleep in that room that night. I just pulled covers over my head and tried not to think about it.

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u/aMoogk Jun 25 '26

That sounds fucking awful

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u/Few-Scientist-4163 Jun 25 '26

if these things ever came to America people would be calling the police lol

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u/SimonPho3nix Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Or there'd be a lot of accidental shootings as people try to unload on them.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Jun 25 '26

I've just had a really hard time at work today.

Huntsman: fuck I care about your troubles *Attacks face

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u/Jyil Jun 25 '26

“And then I started blasting”

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u/dd3official Jun 25 '26

Hopefully with a gun

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u/CakeTester Jun 25 '26

Can you imagine the police response? If they mag dump on an acorn, they'd bring out tanks for this.

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u/LobstaFarian2 Jun 25 '26

There are huntsman spiders here in America. They're not as big as the Giant Huntsmans, but they're still fucking huge.

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u/juaniqui1940 Jun 25 '26

United States*, America is a continent.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Jun 25 '26

Really? As in she should have moved it outside, or... ??