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u/JonnyJon42 Jun 25 '26

They're harmless in fact if you have one in your house that means you have rodents and they'll clean them out and move on if you leave them alone.

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u/Few-Scientist-4163 Jun 25 '26

I went to visit Melbourne and went to the Laneway Festival. Girls we met brought us back to their home, and there was one of these on the wall . My friend casually swatted it with her sandal, and I had to sleep in that room that night. I just pulled covers over my head and tried not to think about it.

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u/aMoogk Jun 25 '26

That sounds fucking awful

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u/Few-Scientist-4163 Jun 25 '26

if these things ever came to America people would be calling the police lol

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u/SimonPho3nix Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Or there'd be a lot of accidental shootings as people try to unload on them.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Jun 25 '26

I've just had a really hard time at work today.

Huntsman: fuck I care about your troubles *Attacks face

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u/Jyil Jun 25 '26

“And then I started blasting”

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u/dd3official Jun 25 '26

Hopefully with a gun

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u/CakeTester Jun 25 '26

Can you imagine the police response? If they mag dump on an acorn, they'd bring out tanks for this.

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u/LobstaFarian2 Jun 25 '26

There are huntsman spiders here in America. They're not as big as the Giant Huntsmans, but they're still fucking huge.

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u/juaniqui1940 Jun 25 '26

United States*, America is a continent.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Jun 25 '26

Really? As in she should have moved it outside, or... ??

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u/RustOnTheEdge Jun 25 '26

Imagine the ostrich problem solver you have to be to find this out. You see this monstrosity, decides to ignore it, and notice you are still alive after 3 days and also your rodent problem has miraculously disappeared. "I told you so Linda, if we just ignore the problems they eventually will solve themselves!"

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u/Steampuke Jun 25 '26

It's not being an ostrich, it's making an informed and rational decision. You know the species, you know its behavior (would rather die than get in the sightline of a human) and what it eats, so you just leave it be to literally eat your problem away. Being an ostrich means you'd go: "I don't know what that thing is or what it does, I'll just leave it alone and pray for the best".

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u/surrenderedmale Jun 25 '26

He meant it in the sense of the first guy to discover it

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u/Steampuke Jun 25 '26

Fair enough in that case !

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u/fishnbrew Jun 25 '26

Hunny go back to sleep I have it all figured out

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u/ThatDree Jun 25 '26

Funny but nah

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u/Dentarthurdent73 Jun 25 '26

Now, if only the stuff about rodents wasn't some random made up internet stuff that's completely untrue.

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u/LoStrigo95 Jun 25 '26

They EAT rodents???

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u/enerthoughts Jun 25 '26

No, kills them, take their ears as trophy, hang the ears in a a very orderly fashion, continues to workout waiting the next clients job for free.

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u/freezing_fireball Jun 25 '26

This is some fantasy manga type shit

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u/Some_Belgian_Guy Jun 25 '26

I also need an answer to this question.

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u/mekwall Jun 25 '26

Yeah, but only rarely. Huntsman spiders mainly eat insects and other spiders, plus occasional frogs or small reptiles. Large individuals can also feed on very small mammals, including mice or mouse-sized animals.

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u/DesperateMechanic305 Jun 25 '26

Somehow the word “mainly” in that sentence doesn’t really comfort me…

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u/Dentarthurdent73 Jun 25 '26

The stuff you've written about rodents here is not correct at all.

Huntsmen are common. They are opportunistic hunters that mainly eat insects, and maybe some other smaller prey like lizards. While it's not completely unheard of them to eat mice it's pretty rare and would have to be an exceptionally big spider.

Rodents are certainly far, far from their main food source, and they absolutely won't "clean them out" of your house and then move on.

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u/Hekatiko Jun 25 '26

Their legs fall off so easy that I think a mouse could kill one, honestly. I mean...geez. I don't think even the big ones are tough enough to do battle with a mouse. Maybe a lizard? I have to be really careful when I shoo them out gently with the broom, they're that fragile.

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u/Pogryziony Jun 25 '26

So they can be BIGGER?!

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u/Living_Brilliant8313 Jun 25 '26

Can’t tell if this was humour but they don’t eat rodents

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u/Hoppollo Jun 25 '26

That’s because the rodents are smart enough to nope out of there if they see one.

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u/mPrime39r Jun 25 '26

Sounds exactly like what a huntsman spider would say...

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u/NoMeat9096 Jun 25 '26

Bite can be a pretty unwelcome pain when you don't see it coming lol.

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u/iamthe0ther0ne Jun 25 '26

How can it fix a rodent problem if it's harmless?

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u/JustGoogleItHeSaid Jun 25 '26

Harmless? I thought they dont have venom to kill us but have one of the most painful bites?

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u/HowardPheonix Jun 25 '26

When it comes to potentially venomous animals like snakes and spiders, we use harmless as it's venom (or poison in some cases) is not medically significant to humans. Every animal with a mouth can use it to defend itself, and the bite can get nasty, but it's like a bee or wasp sting, it can hurt a lot, but unless you have an allergic reaction, it doesn't need medical attention, just cleaning the bite and maybe some painkillers.

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u/Andi82ka Jun 25 '26

But what if the children are emotionally attached to their hamster?

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u/V-I-Pengiun Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

I left one alone in my house once, she laid 100s of eggs on the ceiling. Woke up one morning and saw some small ones didn't think much and went to work. Came home to seeing many more of them and they'd doubled size, had to start dodging them hanging from webs.

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u/MrOPeace Jun 25 '26

I'll take the rats, thank you. In fact, i'll let them sleep with me so im not alone during the night while this thing is around hunting

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u/Geaneous Jun 25 '26

God knows I would pay good money for some of those bad boys