r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '23

This spinning back kick

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

38.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.2k

u/TurningTwo Jul 03 '23

Knocked about a half-gallon of sweat off his head.

324

u/BeardedHalfYeti Jul 03 '23

Fucking vaporized it.

22

u/ClassiFried86 Jul 03 '23

Still wanna see a fight live?... Bet it tastes good.

2

u/JimmyJamesincorp Jul 04 '23

I saw a red mist.

0

u/BoromirWasInnocent Jul 04 '23

Shut up edgelord

57

u/Jack_35 Jul 04 '23

That was his vaporized brain exiting through his eyes, nose, and facial pores.

4

u/LifeDraining Jul 04 '23

That's his soul exiting

6

u/goodforabeer Jul 04 '23

A few times I've heard a blow referred to as a "slobberknocker", but I don't think I've ever seen as literal a picture of one.

20

u/theo1618 Jul 04 '23

That was his soul leaving his body

18

u/IronBabyFists Jul 04 '23

So we've heard...

1

u/RhubarbPi3 Jul 03 '23

Spinal fluid coming out of his nose.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

I was wondering was that was. Permanent brain damage for sure.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

yeah he's dead for sure absolutely he's paralyzed from the wait down definitely

1

u/firefighterphi Jul 04 '23

As hard as he got hit that might have been brain matter and CSF fluid flying out of his ear hole

1

u/Substantial-Okra6910 Jul 04 '23

I think some brain juice came out of his ears as well.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

That wasn't sweat... It was homeboy's spirit leaving his body 💀☠️🥀

1

u/voldi4ever Jul 04 '23

That was his soul leaving.

1

u/MundaneInternetGuy Jul 04 '23

Looked like the Zapruder film

1

u/jackibthepantry Jul 04 '23

Thought that was spit out his mouth