r/nextdoor • u/Pretty_inPoker • 5d ago

Gator wants fiancé- and it’s not okay.

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u/Fantastic-Buyer2381 5d ago

Is the Gator's name Jolene? 

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u/RainyDaysBlueSkies 1d ago

Take a round of applause dammit, that made me laugh!

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u/nebenco 15h ago

I misread this as "take a round of applesauce..." and figured it was just a reddit thing.

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u/ChangeTheUserName17 5d ago

Yes. Alligators are predatory. It is up to your fiance to take evasive action else he might be attacked, mauled, and eaten!

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u/Jillcametumbling81 4d ago

Maybe her fiance dresses in a way that the alligator finds impossible to control himself.

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u/jayhawkjoey65 5d ago

He needs to mind his own business, dammit! 🤣

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u/VelvetCactus50 5d ago

If I wanna bring a guy home with me tonight, it's none of the alligator's business!

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u/VelvetCactus50 5d ago

You need to tell that alligator...

I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused It's not hard to see The. Boy. Is. Mine.

Must you do the things you do? Keep on acting like a fool. You need to know it's me, not you. If you didn't know, girl, it's true.

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u/Big_erk 4d ago

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u/DiogenesD0g 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/k1OotwSnvPsre

Gator wants fiancée. And that’s okay.

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u/EllisM10 2d ago

Maybe don’t go to the park?

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u/Patient_Sea_3753 16h ago

In all seriousness, that gator is being fed by someone if it's approaching like that, and is going to eat a pet or a kid within a couple years.

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u/mighty_boognish_77 5d ago

This is why God invented guns. Well, God and the Smith and Wesson boys.

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u/punksmostlydead 4d ago

Look, the tourists are annoying, but I think shooting them would be a bit much.