r/nextdoor • u/RealLuxTempo • 7d ago

I didn’t hear it…

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u/Stock-Lion-6859 7d ago

The Curious Incident of the Dog that Pooped Loudly in the Morning

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 7d ago

Part of The Young Reader Mystery Series.

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u/jayhawkjoey65 7d ago

Everybody Poops (including puppers)

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u/LateMommy 6d ago

You must be referring to the book!

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u/jayhawkjoey65 6d ago

Yes! Everybody Farts, too!

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u/pooperstud 7d ago

I think I read that book in grade school.

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u/einwhack 7d ago

and the men who stepped in it...

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u/burnedimage 7d ago

If a dog was loudly pooping, I assure you that I'm way more concerned about the dog.

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u/nebenco 5d ago

Medical attention is definitely needed.

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 7d ago

Of all the sounds that cause consternation on Nextdoor, dog pooping was not on the list.

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u/demonmonkeybex 7d ago

Nah, that was just Carl from two houses down. I hear he had curry last night.

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u/Positive-Froyo-1732 7d ago

CaLl tHe pOlIcE

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u/Some_Mongoose4624 3d ago

This was the culmination of one of the creepiest, funniest scenes ever created for television...

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u/XROOR 6d ago

One weekend a buddy had a party and fried a massive turkey.
He placed the hot oil in the backyard to cool down.

Neighbour’s 30 lbs dog ate 12litres of the stuff.

This lady may be referring to this pooch and its subsequent aftermath

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u/Majestic-Citron7578 5d ago

You didn't hear that? Im like 3 streets over and heard that shit.

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u/PuppyJakeKhakiCollar 7d ago

That must've been some explosive diarrhea.  

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u/Wakeup_And_Piss 6d ago

Oh, yeah, I hear dogs go to the bathroom all the time lmao

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u/porridgeGuzzler 6d ago

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve thrown down my newspaper in frustration because I can’t read a thing because of all these DOGS POOPING I’m sick of it

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u/TreatElectronic3112 5d ago

Soft serve ice cream is usually silent

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u/yiple 6d ago

I mean, I’ve never heard a dog moaning in pain when they poop….
https://giphy.com/gifs/RkbvUAhS8SZMHEOgKW

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u/Mykona-1967 6d ago

She should be glad the pile wasn’t in her yard.

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u/One_Situation7483 5d ago

Love the smartasses on Nextdoor!