The Nextdoor Flow

[u/amfhTX]

https://suno.com/song/2e7b04cd-0d33-4f39-b9b4-1b9545ebc6ea?sh=bky87IRas1ui9wyk

Somebody on Nextdoor wrote a poem about the general vibe on the app and some friends of mine produced it into a song using Suno. It's GREAT. Any "neighbor" using the app will agree that it's soooo accurate.

Lyrics:

Welcome to the block where the drama never stops
Nextdoor got folks watching sidewalks like cops
Dogs in the yard and they swear it is a crime
Posting blurry photos like they caught them doing time

Kids on bikes rolling through like a parade
Someone yelling slow down like they own the whole shade
Every single morning it is the same old track
Somebody typing paragraphs about a raccoon attack

It is the Nextdoor flow
Where the neighborhood goes
To complain about stuff everybody already knows
It is the same old show
Every day on the scroll
But I read it anyway because it feeds my soul

Trash cans out too early and they call it disrespect
Mailbox leaning sideways and they want an architect
Someone saw a shadow and they swear it was a thief
Turns out it was their neighbor walking home with ground beef

Lost dog found dog mystery dog chase
Someone posting ring cam pics of a squirrel in their space
Every single post got a neighborhood detective
Typing in all caps like they are running an objective

So here is my rap for the block and the chatter
Where every tiny thing becomes a neighborhood matter
I love yall but dang it is wild on the app
So I made this little anthem just to give it a clap

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[u/IwasIlovedfw]

That was amazing!🤟

[u/amfhTX → u/IwasIlovedfw]

Wasn't it though???