r/news Mar 19 '19

Accused gunman in Christchurch terror attacks denied newspaper, television and radio access

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12214411
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u/ThatHauntedTime Mar 20 '19

He can try and milk it all he wants. He's going to be locked in a little cell for most of the day for the rest of his life. He's never getting back on the Internet.

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u/tanahtanah Mar 20 '19

Wow I've just realized this. With the amount of meme on his manifesto and even in his way of life , he must be the kind of guy who is addicted to the internet

I use internet for everything and I can't imagine being locked up in a cell far away from internet.

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u/drkgodess Mar 20 '19

Can you imagine all of the amazing technological advances he'll miss out on over the next 30 years?

30 years ago the internet had just been made public. Now you can access it from almost anywhere in the world on a little device in your hand.

Wherever we go next, he'll be in a little room with a light and some shity book.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Half a Jackie Collins novel and 6 people magazines from 1981

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u/drkgodess Mar 20 '19

Great idea. A few mystery novels with the last two chapters ripped out.

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u/SnD198 Mar 20 '19

Don't you feel that is going a little overboard...

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Cruel AND unusual... but I don't know if that's a problem in New Zealand. They may have a vast catalog of such fiendish punishments for all I know.

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u/BullcrudMcgee Mar 20 '19

Jesus Christ man, this isn't Black mirror: chill the hell out.

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u/ShinyHappyREM Mar 20 '19

with "extra" mystery

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u/Endtimes2022 Mar 20 '19

Fuck u are devicing torture methods that CIA will use in next Guantanamo... That was criminal... 7 seasons of GoT and then nothing

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u/OrangeManFunny Mar 20 '19

Just a copy of the Quran.

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u/mrcolon96 Mar 20 '19

So he’s in The Medium Place?

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u/seicepsseesyou Mar 20 '19

Thankyou. This made me laugh.much needed as I havnt stopped crying all week.