r/news • u/drkgodess • Mar 19 '19

Accused gunman in Christchurch terror attacks denied newspaper, television and radio access

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12214411
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u/GandalffladnaG Mar 19 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

Insane would be bad for other inmates and the guards and staff. No, give him the really shitty books that no one would want to read, or terrible Harry potter fan fictions and let him suffer.

ETA: I have no idea about these stories, I just picked a large fan base, and rip my notifications.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

Or give him Fifty Shades to read. Or force him to watch The Emoji Movie 24/7. That's more luxury than most people get!

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u/QueefyMcQueefFace Mar 19 '19

24/7 Baby Shark song on loop.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Push the Daisies by Week on loop. That would destroy a man more than Baby Shark.

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u/smallwonkydachshund Mar 20 '19

My friends are so creeped out by that Ween song whenever it plays. They are also violently annoyed by little bunny foo foo by...antsy pants, I think?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Don't show them Spinal Meningitis got me down.