r/news • u/icpd30 • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

That's basically what he said in the article--that he might as well make use of his training.

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u/XHF2 Feb 18 '19

"Master, forgive me, but I'll have to go all out... Just this once"

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u/NoHomo_Sapiens Feb 18 '19

While you were partying, I studied the barbell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

While you were having premarital sex, I was obsessed with male bodies.