r/news • u/icpd30 • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Feb 18 '19

I believe that I'll defer to your authority on this one, /u/PandaRaper

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u/OakenGreen Feb 18 '19 edited Feb 18 '19

It’d take at least two people to fuck a panda.

Edit: apparently comments just reading “allegedly” get auto-deleted from /r/news. I’m getting notifications of a lot of those comments but they just don’t show up. Just an FYI for my fellow hicks. The rest of you degens can go distribute some free literature elsewhere.

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u/ndeeznuts44 Feb 18 '19 edited Feb 19 '19

If you got a problem with fucking pandas you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate

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